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September 2008
- New Mitch Hedberg Comedy CD
- Got an Idea? Google's Giving Away $10 Million
- Free Ice Cream, Anyone?
- 23,000 Big Macs in 36 Years
August 2008
February 2008
- My 2008 Academy Awards Prediction Results
- More 80th Academy Awards Prediction Contests
- 80th Academy Awards Prediction Contests
- Super Bowl Commercial: Cars.com - Plan B: Witch Doctor
- Super Bowl Commercial: Doritos - Mouse Trap
- Super Bowl Commercial: Planters - Unibrow
- Super Bowl Commercial: Toyota - More Refined
- Super Bowl Commercial: Tide - My Talking Stain
- Super Bowl Commercial: Cars.com - Plan B: Circle of Death
- Super Bowl Commercial: FedEx - Carrier Pigeons
- Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light - Wine and Cheese Party
- Super Bowl Commercial: Diet Pepsi Max - Nod
- Super Bowl Commercial: Audi - Godfather
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
- Plenty of Deals on Cyber Monday
- Black Friday 2007
- Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee
- Wal-Mart's Anti-Family Family Commercial
- Happy National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day
- NBC's Green Week Disappoints
October 2007
- Does My Name Is Earl Disgust You?
- My Name Is Earl's Spanish and Japanese Jokes
- Chuck Has the Secrets to Lost
September 2007
August 2007
- The Class of 2011 College Mindset List
- Two Tower Defense Games Worth Playing
- The Smarmy Carny Raised $135 for Charity
July 2007
- Blogathon is Over But Pledges Keep Coming In
- Blogathon 2007 Has Officially Ended
- Blogathon Game: Blogathon 2008
- Blogathon Interview with Novac
- Grating Ratings: Minor Simpsons Characters
- Blogathon Game: I Hate That Song!
- Blogathon Game: Wild!
- Grating Ratings: Third in a Trilogy, Part 4 of 4
- Grating Ratings: Third in a Trilogy, Part 3 of 4
- Grating Ratings: Third in a Trilogy, Part 2 of 4
- Blogathon Game: Collecting Collections
- Déjà Vu
- Grating Ratings: Telephone Features
- Grating Ratings: Third in a Trilogy, Part 1 of 4
- My Son Taunts Me
- Grating Ratings: Super Powers
- Sweating Bullets: Brief Downtime
- 15 Things I Learned During Blogathon 2007
- The Beehive: Money
- Blogathon: 12 Down, 12 to Go
- The Beehive: Jobs and Careers
- Blogathon Game: I Found A Picture of You
- Grating Ratings: Weather
- Grating Ratings: Minor Seinfeld Characters
- Blogathon Game: Make Me Pretty Words
- Grating Ratings: Hotel Freebies
- Blogathon Music and Movie Quotes Trivia
- Donate to One Economy Corporation!
- Grating Ratings: Car Features
- Grating Ratings: Driving Pet Peeves
- Grating Ratings: The Three Stooges
- Digital Connectors: Jeremy and Justin Smith
- ZipRoad, a New Site for Education Information
- Grating Ratings: Kitchen Utensils
- 24/7Townhall
- Grating Ratings: Animal Sounds
- Bring IT Home
- Grating Ratings: Atari 2600 Games
- Grating Ratings: Scooby Doo Guest Stars
- Grating Ratings: Tongue Twisters
- The Digital Access Fund
- Grating Ratings: Smurfs
- One Economy's Four Star Rating
- Digital Connectors
- The Beehive
- Grating Ratings
- One Economy Corporation
- Grating Ratings: Condiments
- Blogathon 2007 Has Officially Started!
- The Smarmy Carny's Blogathon Commercial
- Blogathon 2007 Starts on July 28, 2007
- The Simpsons' Home State Announced
- American Wins Hot Dog Eating Contest!
- 7-11s Get a Simpsons-Style Kwik-E-Mart Makeover
- New Seven Wonders of the World Announced
- Driver's License for Your Pet
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
- Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light - Hitchhiker
- Super Bowl Commercial: FedEx - Names
- Super Bowl Commercial: Emerald Nuts - Robert Goulet
- Super Bowl Commercial: CareerBuilder.com - Promotion Pit
- Super Bowl Commercial: E-Trade - Bank Robbery
- Super Bowl Commercial: Snickers - The Kiss
- Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light - Rock Paper Scissors
- Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light - Slapping
- Super Bowl Commercial: CareerBuilder.com - Office Jungle
- Super Bowl Commercial: Garmin - Maposaurus
January 2007
December 2006
- The Transformers Trailer Now Live!
- 7 Months to the Transformers Movie
- Vote for the New Seven Wonders of the World
November 2006
- Black Friday 2006: The Aftermath
- Black Friday Specials
- Wal-Mart: Black Friday Strategy 2.0
- Black Friday 2006 Ads Picking Up
- Many Black Friday 2006 Ads Available
- Mandatory Sex Offender T-Shirt
- Make a David Hasselhoff Paper Airplane
October 2006
- Tonight Is Haunted Refrigerator Night
- Halloween Costumes for Dogs
- K-Mart's Black Friday and Thanksgiving Day Deals
- Black Friday Ads Have Begun!
- Win Money by Protesting Macy's
- Borat's Oscar Nomination?
September 2006
- Free Ice Cream at Cold Stone Creamery
- Black Friday 2006 Is on Its Way!
- International Talk Like a Pirate Day
- Television Tuesday: My Name Is Earl Sneak Peek
- New Numa: The Numa Numa Dance Is Back!
- "Weird Al" -- Don't Download This Song
- The 2,996 Project
- 2006 Advertising Icon and Slogan Poll Winners
- Word Association Game
- Thilly Thursday: Bugs
- Movie Monday: School for Scoundrels
- Movie Monday: Stranger Than Fiction
August 2006
- Happy National Toasted Marshmallow Day
- Last Planet Standing: Pluto Voted off Reality Show
- Stars for Planets: Celebrities Defend Pluto
- Pluto Demoted!
- Video Vednesday: Every OS Sucks
- Who's Your Favorite Advertising Icon?
- Lists of Bests
- Television Tuesday: Life on Mars
- Movie Monday: Spider-Man 3 Teaser
- Video Vednesday: OK Go - Here It Goes
- Normality Restored
- Post-Blogathon: One More Update
- Video Vednesday: Royal de Luxe
July 2006
- Post-Blogathon: Finally Rested!
- Don't Have Money?
- 15 Things I Learned at Blogathon 2006
- Blogathon 2007?
- Make-A-Wish: Blue's Clues
- C-R-A-Z-I-E-S-T
- Make-A-Wish: Hawaii in a Hammock
- Hooked on Phonics
- Got a Question?
- Make-A-Wish: Hockey
- Monitor Chain
- Make-A-Wish: Cartoon
- Blogathon Pimpage
- Guest Post: A Good Time Reminiscing
- Guest Post: Immigration Woe
- Make-A-Wish: Pickles
- Blogathon and Coffee: A Big Mistake
- The Completed Champion of Breakfasts Bracket
- Lucky Charms Emerges the Champion of Breakfasts!
- Lucky Charms
- Grape Nuts
- Sponsorship Stall
- The Champion of Breakfasts: The Battle Begins!
- Contacts . . . Burning
- Make-A-Wish: Action Figure
- Is Blogathon Half Over or Half Begun?
- 11 Down, 13 to Go
- Make-A-Wish: Ben's Game
- The Ate 8 Bracket
- The Ate 8 Begins
- Make-A-Wish: Superhero
- A Picture of Novac
- Eccentric Holidays
- Need . . . Sustenance . . .
- Make-A-Wish: Chairman of Nintendo
- The Sweet 16 Begins!
- Make-A-Wish: The Dinosaur
- Break from Blogging
- Which Superhero Are You?
- Fruity Pebbles Rules
- 3 Down, 21 to Go
- Charity-Related Posts Coming!
- Novac Is . . .
- Won't You Sponsor Me?
- Make-A-Wish Beginnings: Chris Greicius
- What Are You Listening To?
- Who Is Winning?
- Commenting Error Resolved
- Time Management
- Blogathon 2006 Is Officially Underway!
- Make-A-Wish and Orange County Choppers
- Blogathon Status
- Make-A-Wish Chain Letters?
- The Champion of Breakfasts
- Television Tuesday: Who Wants to Be a Superhero?
- Video Vednesday: Mentos and Diet Coke
- Thilly Thursday: Bicycling
- Blogathon 2006
- 2006 Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
- The Summer Redneck Games
- Join the Order of the Serpentine
- Video Vednesday: Power Blackouts
- The Firing Squad Riddle
- Retrievr
- Guess-the-Google
June 2006
- Thilly Thursday: Soccer and the World Cup
- FIFA World Cup 2006: Switzerland
- Random Fodder Is Now in Service
- Foto Friday: Testicular Self-Examination
- Thilly Thursday: What to Say When Caught Sleeping at Work
- 2006 World Cup Calendar
- The 30 Year Old Geek
- Plyanig Wtih Ltteers
- Hypoallergenic Cats
- Stephen Hawking to Write Kids' Book
- Inaudible Ringtone
- Novac's Run
- Today Is Evil. Eeeeeeviiiiiil!!!
- Websites As Graphs
- Thilly Thursday: Mitch Hedberg Quotes
- The Grocery List Collection
- June 2 Is National Break-Up Day
May 2006
- Casey Sheehan's Tombstone Arrives
- Subtle Subtitle
- Television Tuesday: Lost Action Figures & Video Game
- Even Brighter Cereal?
- Amendment Declares English the National Language
- Google OneBox Gives Special Results
- Snopes.com
- Another Latino Joke in My Name Is Earl
- Non-Aronofsky Lost Episode Tonight
- Google Analytics
- Fat Man (Done) Walking
- Video Vednesday: Bush Beside Himself During Humorous Speech
- European Google Maps
- Does God Answer Prayers?
- Television Tuesday: The Lost Experience Game Begins!
- Valuable Coins Placed in Circulation
- May 5 Is No Pants Day
- The Da Vinci Code Hoax
- May 6 Is Free Comic Book Day
- May 25 is Towel Day
April 2006
- Sheehan's Accountability Moment
- Googlism
- Foto Friday: Crooked House
- Thilly Thursday: Random One-Liners
- Don't Forget Yom haShoah Ve'Hagvura Today
- The Easter Bunny Hates You
- Video Vednesday: Girls End Women's Suffrage
- Television Tuesday: The Loop
- Da Google Code Quest
- What's Your Easter Bunny Name?
- Google Ignores Easter (Again)
- Dyngus Day?
- Video Vednesday: More Dasani Commercials
- Moran's True Stripes
- Mission Accomplished: Visit a Windmill Farm
- The Limbaugh Laws of Immigration
- Movie Monday: Happy Feet
- Bear Safety: Wear a Bell
- Christian Paid E-mails
- Video Vednesday: Pixel Wars
- Mission Accomplished: Go on a Second Honeymoon
- Mission Accomplished: Curb My Road Rage
- Google Toolbar v2 for Firefox in Beta
- Television Tuesday: Lost's Writing on the Wall
- Coffee-Flavored Coca-Cola Introduced Today
- ABC Cancelling Lost After 2nd Season
- Ben Stein Criticizes the Oscars
- Gidol
- Thilly Thursday: April Showers
March 2006
- Foto Friday: Rooftop Tennis
- Thilly Thursday: Urinalysis
- Video Vednesday: Bud Light Daredevil
- V-Dub Un-Pimps Your Ride
- Foto Friday: Join the Dark Side
- Thilly Thursday: Best Blonde Joke. Ever.
- Print and E-mail Posts
- Monty Python's Spamalot Hosts the Largest Coconut Orchestra
- Movie Monday: V for Vendetta
- Video Vednesday: Pac-Man in College
- Confuse and Frighten Strangers with FlapArt
- If Garfield Were Just a Normal Cat . . .
- The Death of Saturday's Simpleton
- The Darwin Awards
- You Grew Up in the Late 80s/Early 90s If . . .
- Happy St. Patrick's Day!
- Thilly Thursday: German Clockmaker
- Video Vednesday: Live Action Simpsons Intro
- Movie Monday: Lonesome Jim
- WordPress 2.0.2 Upgrade Complete
- The Million Dollar Homepage
- Name Decoder
- March 9 is Get Over It Day
- Video Vednesday: Pen Twirling
- New Tuesday Theme: Television Tuesday
- Movie Monday: LolliLove
- Television Tuesday: No Aronofsky-Lost Episode
- Foto Friday: Blonde Geometry
- Free Arby's Chicken Tender on March 9
- The Electronic Scrolling LED Belt Buckle
- Ask a Ninja
- Thilly Thursday: Dogs
- Video Vednesday: Autistic Scores Six Three Pointers
- Send a Message 50,000 Years into the Future
- My 2006 Academy Awards Prediction Results
February 2006
- Faces of Buffalo
- Foto Friday: Fluffy the Destroyer
- Thilly Thursday: Elephant in the Refridgerator
- Video Vednesday: Texas Chainsaw Wake-Up Call
- Trailer Tuesday: Film Geek
- American Idol Interview: Crazy Dave Hoover
- Cinematic Low Point
- Love According to Kids
- American Idol Interview: Laurence Soares
- Schickette Announces Nine Blade Razor
- American Idol Interview: Ryan Hart
- William Hung on Arrested Development Finale
- Babies Are Too Graphic?
- Crazy Dave Hoover Booted from American Idol
- Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Seven
- Gillette Fusion: Are Five Blades Too Many?
- Super Bowl Commercial: Emerald Nuts - Anagram
- Super Bowl Commercial: Degree for Men - Stunt City
- Super Bowl Commercial: Nationwide Insurance - Fabio
- Super Bowl Commercial: GM Hummer - Little Monster
- Super Bowl Commercial: Sharpie - Hook
- Super Bowl Commercial: Ameriquest - Airplane
- Super Bowl Commercial: Disney - Practicing
- Super Bowl Commercial: Sprint - Crime Deterrent
- Super Bowl Commercial: ABC - Lost
- Super Bowl Commercial: Budweiser - Streaker
- Super Bowl Commercial: Ameriquest - Fly
- Super Bowl Commercial: FedEx - Caveman
- Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light - Magic Fridge
- Super Bowl Commercical: Burger King - Whopperettes
- Super Bowl Commercial: Tostitos - Teamwork
- Super Bowl Commercial: McDonald's - Hamster
- Scheduled Super Bowl XL Commercials
- Puppy Bowl II
- Top 2006 Super Bowl Commercials
- Internet Explorer 7 beta 2 Preview
- Happy Groundhog Day!
- Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Six
- Falling Sand Zen Garden
- What Should I Read Next?
- Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Five
- Video Vednesday: Napoleon Bonamite
- 78th Academy Awards Prediction Contests
January 2006
- 26th Razzie Nominations
- Legit PayPal E-mail!
- 78th Academy Awards/Oscars Nominees (2006)
- Worst Winter Ever (For Igloos)
- 2006 Academy Awards Nominations
- Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Four
- Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Three
- Tree Climbers Needed
- Crystal Parizanski
- Foto Friday: Lindsay Lohan for Tic Tac
- Healthy as a Horsefly
- Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Two
- Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part One
- Trailer Tuesday: Date Movie
- Video Vednesday: Dasani Commercials
- Foto Friday: True Hockey Fan
- Thilly Thursday: Chuck Norris Facts
- Video Vednesday: Mahna Mahna Video
- Clutter Kills
- Elmo May Kill You
- The Hard Drive is the New Bling
- Earl's Inside Joke for Latinos
- Mission Accomplished: Polar Bear Swim
- The Class of '09 Mindset List
- ChapStick For Your Forehead
- The Smarmy Carny Turns 1 Year Old
- No Time to Make the Donuts
- Polar Bear Swim Scheduled
- Happy 43 in 2006!
- fd's Flickr Toys
- Blind Gaming
December 2005
- Wordpress 2.0 Upgrade Complete
- Baby Jesus Found (x14)
- No More Karate Barber Shop!
- Folded Bulletins
- $1M Laptop?
- I'm Finding My 43 Things in 2006
- Thilly Thursday: Punishing Wood
- Omnipotence and Sperm
- Poor Memory?
- Happy Birthday, Numa Numa Dance!
- Thilly Thursday: Catching Rabbits
- Firefox 1.5 Released
- Foto Friday: Don't Block the Box
- 53 Gets Smarmy!
- Music from the Heart . . . Almost
- Rent Movies for $1/night
- Browse Anonymously With Ease
November 2005
- Happy Thanksgiving
- Buffalo & Erie County Tax Hike
- Huge Day for Black Friday Ads!
- Buffalo's Taxpayer Retreat
- America's Next Muppet
- The Boy Is Falling! The Boy Is Falling!
- Aronofsky to Direct Lost Episode
October 2005
- Ruining Halloween?
- Changes Are on the Way
- Black Friday @ GottaDeal.com
- The Lemony Snicket Cocktail
- Temptation Quote
- Astrologer Dies . . . of Anticipation
- Will the Astrologer Die Today?
- NBA Puts the "Sport" Back in "Sport Coat"
- Video Vednesday: Lost Rhapsody
- Crash and Burn
- Foto Friday: I'm Hungry, Are Shoe?
- Happy Birthday, Windows
- Lost Gnomes
- Enhancing Colors
- Living With a Hernia
- Unreal Tournament 2004 RPG Invasion
September 2005
- Hurricane Sports
- Thilly Thursday: Brazilian Headline
- Is Hurricane Katrina God's Wrath?
- Free iPod Pics
- Hurricane Rita, Pets, and You
- Arrrrrr!
- I Have My Free iPod!
- Nanaca Crash!
- Video Vednesday: Amateur HP Photo Commercial
- Thilly Thursday: How to Be Annoying Online
- Busy Long Weekend
- My Free iPod Has Been Ordered!
- New Orleans Satellite Photos
- Happy Labor Day
- Chief Justice Rehnquist, R.I.P.
- Katrina Relief Donations
- Thilly Thursday: Cheap Dry Cleaning
- Spell with Flickr
August 2005
- Video Vednesday: Lightning Reaction
- Hurricane Katrina
- Urine Coffee
- IM with Google Talk
- Thilly Thursday: Monkeys
- Thilly Thursday: Two Sausages
- Help Pick Krispy Kreme Flavors
- Video Vednesday: K-fee Car Commercial
- 53 Earns "Best Blog . . . " Billing
- Trailer Tuesday: Shopgirl
- Trailer Tuesday: Thumbsucker
- Movie Monday: The Smurfs
- The Ginsburg Precident
- Gluttony
- Thilly Thursday: Noodles
- Trailer Tuesday: Stealth
- Dean Family Statement
- Thilly Thursday: Home Remedies
- Anticipated Downtime
- Adopt a Terrorist
- Foto Friday: Golf Balls
- Thilly Thursday: Ahmal and Juan
- Movie Monday: The Muppet Show, Season One
- Weekend Break
- Video Vednesday: Sleeping Car Prank
- Thilly Thursday: Blind Skydiving
- Video Vednesday: What Would Tiny Do?
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is Rated PG . . .
- Trailer Tuesday: Barnyard
- No Wind Turbines?
- Movie Monday: Dukes of Hazzard
- FaceAnalyzer
July 2005
- Thilly Thursday: Milking Farmer
- Stormy Weather
- Spam Kills
- Are Unions Using Common Sense Now?
- Where's George?
- Sharp Producing Two-Way TV
- Failure Is Not an Option
- Now Online: National Sex Offender Public Registry
- Foto Friday: Chris Jordan
- Cow Lingerie
- Daylight Savings Time Now Longer
- Microsoft Names Longhorn "Windows Vista"
- Thilly Thursday: Lincoln's There
- Bush Nominates John Roberts Jr.
- Dylan's Due Date
- Foto Friday: Barbershop
- Trailer Tuesday: The Great Raid
- T-Ball Coach Pays to Have Player Injured
- Chirac Acts French Again
- Guess Which Movie
- Foto Friday: Coin Stacking
- Thilly Thursday: Watching the Brothel
- Mother Forces Kids in Trunk
- Trailer Tuesday: The Brothers Grimm
- Free Slurpee at 7-11 on 7/11
- My Mom Turns 50
- Movie Monday: Wedding Crashers
- Worth1000
- Three Strikes: Baseball is Out of Olympics
- Newsmap
- We Are All Brits Now
- Disney Becomes a Little Less Evil
- Flaming Engagement
- Schumer Going to War over Supreme Court Nominees
- Thilly Thursday: Snakebite
- Video Vednesday: The Fingertips Project
- Trailer Tuesday: Sky High
- Happy Independence Day!
- PostSecret
- When Liberals Attack
- Woman Tattoos Forehead
- O'Conner Resigns, Liberals Prepare
- 53 Turns Half a Year Old!
- Foto Friday: Transparent Screen Illusion
- Foto Friday: Danger Label
- Happy Birthday, President Bush!
June 2005
- Free Ice Cream from Cold Stone Creamery!
- Free Starbucks Ice Cream!
- Thilly Thursday: Control Freak
- I Have Been Counted
- Meme: My Linguistic Profile
- Movie Monday: War of the Worlds
- Operation BabyDrop: Success!
- Surprise Induction
- Donate Food for Free
- Foto Friday: Secret Ingredient
- Trailer Tuesday: Murderball
- Trailer Tuesday: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Video Vednesday: How to Fold a Shirt
- Weekly Features
- Free Root Beer Float Today!
- The Queen's iPod, Part Deux
- A Gamer's Manifesto
- StumbleUpon
- Christians: The Denominator
- Who's Your Favorite Philosopher?
- Basking in the Glo of Gloria (Steinem)
- The Queen Has an iPod
- Get Your Club G'itmo T-Shirt
- DJ Darth Vader
- Sidewalk Chalk Art
- Quoting David
- Fat Man Walking
- Free Root Beer Float
- Eating Dead Babies???
- 80s Lyrics Quiz
- Popularity Contest
- Movie of the Week: Batman Begins
- Lincoln - Kennedy Coincidences and Similarities
- Assassinations Foretold in Moby Dick
- Not Paying Enough For Airfare?
- I'm a Flippery Fish
- Michael Jackson Not Guilty! . . . So What?
- Google Maps Going 3D!
- Tyson Goes Down
- Get Your Free iPod
- Napoleon Dynamite Reference in Spelling Bee
- Freakonomics
- Down Time!
- The Change Has Come!
- Shortell Drops Bid for Department Chair!
- 20 Questions with Darth Vader
- Video Vednesday: Matrix Ping Pong
- Video of the Week: Be Prepared!
- Penguin Calls
- Toad Marriage
- Blog Face-Lift Tomorrow
- Your Friendly Neighborhood Mike Tyson
- Don't You Just Love Telemarketers?
- Free Doughnut at Krispy Kreme
- Switch to the Dark Side
- Blog Rebirth Due on June 8
- Chuck E. Cheese for Adults
- May 2005 Statistics
- The Clinton Girls (Not Hillary and Chelsea)
May 2005
- The Mindset List
- Full-Court Shot: 0.6 seconds, 87 feet, 3 points: Part Two
- Veggie Tales Meets Star Wars
- Blog Changes in the Works!
- When Star Wars Costumes Attack
- Shortell Is Retarded
- My Star Wars Personality
- Crazy eBay Mom
- Von Trier Bashes Bush
- 100!
- Luke . . . I Am Your Politician
- Army Fun
- I Love Bacon Success!
- Filibusters CAN Be Killed!
- Free Frosty Weekend!
- Upgrade Complete
- Do You Write Like a Man or a Woman?
- Give Judicial Nominees an Up Or Down Vote
- Suncontacts to Replace Sunglasses?
- 50,000!
- Election Day 2005
- Where Should I Live?
- Here's the Beef!
- The ACLU Loves Killing Babies
- April 2005 Statistics
- Tons o' Fun with Google Maps
April 2005
- The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test
- Personals Ad
- Credit Card Signatures Don't Matter
- Schoolhouse Rock! Meets Hitachi Technology
- Rate Movies from Your PC!
- Sand Animation
- It's Free Cone Day!
- Another Great Buzzer Beater
- Free Cone Day!
- Hilarious Chinese Take-Out Prank
- Pie Hole
- Joke of the Moment
- See the World! . . . on Your Monitor (Part Two)
- Numa Numa Dance Meets American Idol
- Google Didn't Celebrate Easter?
- TV Guide Fails to Redeem Itself
- March 2005 Statistics
- WMD found in Iraq This Morning!
March 2005
- Happy Easter!
- ACLU Wants Schiavo Dead, and Now!
- One Thing Regarding Terry Schiavo
- A Relaxing Two Points at the Buzzer
- Are Free iPods a Scam or Not?
- Burger King's Weird, Wild Ad
- What's Wrong with the Patriot Act?
- Disney Goofs Again
- Optimus Prime, R.I.P.
- Dan Rather, R.I.P.
- February 2005 Statistics
- Game: Babycal Throw
- Joke of the Moment
- Napoleon Dynamite vs. Fender
- The U.N. Loves Killing Babies
- 100 Best Moments of the Web
- Bush Pardons Eight People
- Always Wear Your Seat Belt
- Free Ice Cream Today for Yahoo's Birthday
- Fun Words to Say
February 2005
- My 2005 Academy Awards Predictions (and Gruesome Results)
- Worse than Godzilla
- 2005 Academy Awards / Oscars Prediction Contests
- Good News, Bad News: Reagan and Hillary
- Paris Hilton's Little Hacked Book
- Football for the Relaxed
- Pro Sports Unions Are Worthless
- Wordpress Upgrade
- Lessons in Humility
- He's a Boy!
- Happy VD!
- Keeping Behind the Joneses
- Gnome Sweet Gnome
- Hey buddy, can you spare a defective quarter?
- TV Mis-Guide?
- Joke of the Moment
- Happy Rooster Year?
- No More "Changing Hearts" on Abortion
- Licensed to Drive at 4-years-old?
- Top Five 2005 Super Bowl Commercials
- Seabiscuit Crumbs
- The Purpose-Driven Life: What on Earth Am I Here For?
- Full-Court Shot: 0.6 seconds, 87 feet, 3 points
- That's right, woodchuck chuckers, it's GROUNDHOG DAY!!!
January 2005
- Hillary Clinton Collapses
- Would You Like Fries with That?
- Give Terror the Finger
- Razzies Show Their True Colors
- Social Insecurity
- How's the W-w-weather?
- Recognition!
- See the World! . . . on Your Monitor
- Bigger than big, stronger than strong!
- Paper, Rock, Knife
- Where's the Beef?
- Smuggling DVD Fruit
- The Roach Is Not Hung
- Wanted: Escape Hatch for Survivors
- Inauguration Reiteration
- The Quarter Century Milestone
- Got Alma Mater?
- Numa Numa Dance
- Bobby Fisher pains
- Go ahead. Bore yourself.