Hillary Clinton Collapses

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Hillary Clinton collapsed today in my neck of the woods. Yes, I have an alibi.

For some odd reason, she was speaking at Canisius College, a Catholic school. There were plenty of protests from anti-abortion groups and the Catholic diocese, of course.

Apparently she was "expected to discuss health care, not her pro-choice stance on abortion." Has anyone looked into exactly how Hillarycare deals with abortion? I'm not familiar with the details, but I wouldn't be surprised if you actually earned $500 for each abortion you receive.

Clinton later said that "It wasn't as dramatic as it sounds." What else would we expect a politician (especially one running for reelection) to say?

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2 Responses to “Hillary Clinton Collapses”

  1. Gravatar Icon housemouse Says:

    i dunno about you, but i smell a vast right wing conspiracy… i wonder what the dues are?

  2. Gravatar Icon Tomahawk Says:

    I have to say, I am proud of my old hometown for making her faint. Although, I am extremely disappointed in my dad's alma mater for hosting her!

    Dump Bledsoe…go with Losman…GO BILLS!

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