My 2005 Academy Awards Predictions (and Gruesome Results)

Oscar and his friendsOscar and his friends

Every year, I make my Oscars predictions, and this year is no exception.

Every year, I also make a fool out of myself with how terribly I do. At any large parties I have attended, I am invariably beaten out by the person in the room who has seen only Spider-Man 2 and Shrek 2. Nonetheless, I have decided to open myself up and show you all exactly how horribly I do. Perhaps this courage is what will allow me to go 24 for 24 this year . . . but I'm not counting on it.

ETV ResultsETV Results

While the Oscars ceremony was ongoing, I participated in the Enhanced TV games, trivia, polls, info, etc. It's generally annoying, as you're trying to watch the TV and your computer at the same time. As you can see in the screenshot to the right, I was able to get into the top 3%. I won't tell you how high the scores for the top ten people were, though, because the top 3% sounds impressive.

As usual, I started out spectacularly with 3 of 3, but quickly slipped to 4 of 8. This is precisely what I tried to describe above. Luckily, I ended up with a winning percentage . . . by one. Nonetheless, I'm taking it.

And now, for my results: 13 of 24

  • Correct PickBest Picture
    Winner: Million Dollar Baby
    My pick: The Aviator
  • Correct PickBest Actor
    Winner: Jamie Foxx, Ray
  • Correct PickBest Actress
    Winner: Hilary Swank, Million Dollar Baby
  • Correct PickBest Supporting Actor
    Winner: Morgan Freeman, Million Dollar Baby
  • Correct PickBest Supporting Actress
    Winner: Cate Blanchett, The Aviator
  • Correct PickBest Director
    Winner: Clint Eastwood, Million Dollar Baby
    My pick: Martin Scorsese, The Aviator
  • Correct PickBest Original Screenplay
    Winner: Charlie Kaufman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Correct PickBest Adapted Screenplay
    Winner: Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor, Sideways
  • Correct PickAnimated Feature
    Winner: The Incredibles
  • Correct PickArt Direction
    Winner: The Aviator
  • Correct PickCinematography
    Winner: The Aviator
  • Correct PickCostume
    Winner: The Aviator
    My pick: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
  • Correct PickDocumentary Feature
    Winner: Born into Brothels
    My pick: Super Size Me
  • Correct PickDocumentary Short Subject
    Winner: Mighty Times: The Children's March
    My pick: Autism Is a World
  • Correct PickFilm Editing
    Winner: The Aviator
    My pick: Million Dollar Baby
  • Correct PickForeign Language Film
    Winner: Mar Adentro (The Sea Inside), Spain
  • Correct PickMakeup
    Winner: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
    My pick: The Passion of the Christ
  • Correct PickOriginal Score
    Winner: Jan A.P. Kaczmarek, Finding Neverland
  • Correct PickOriginal Song
    Winner: "Al Otro Lado del Rio", The Motorcycle Diaries
    My pick: "Believe", The Polar Express
  • Correct PickShort Film, Animated
    Winner: Ryan
    My pick: Guard Dog
  • Correct PickShort Film, Live Action
    Winner: Wasp
    My pick: Little Terrorist
  • Correct PickSound Editing
    Winner: The Incredibles
    My pick: Spider-Man 2
  • Correct PickSound Mixing
    Winner: Ray
  • Correct PickVisual Effects
    Winner: Spider-Man 2

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2 Responses to “My 2005 Academy Awards Predictions (and Gruesome Results)”

  1. Gravatar Icon housemouse Says:

    poor scorsese.

  2. Gravatar Icon Novac Says:

    Was it King Missile who wrote that song about Scorsese?

    Nonetheless, Hitchcock also had 0 Oscars, 5 nominations. That's not bad company.

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