Joke of the Moment
Rod Ham
Hillary's first night as President in January 2009
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
On her first night, the ghost of George Washington appears.
Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears.
Hillary again asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says . . . "Go to the theater."
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