Michael Jackson Not Guilty! . . . So What?

Either way, I don't care what happens with Michael Jackson. I have always compared him with the problem child who always acts up to get attention. When you're a has-been that has had two huge successes (the Jackson Five, and then the solo career), I guess you just get used to all the attention and fame.

What else could explain some of Jackson's eccentric behavior? Why would you wave your baby around outside a window in front of reporters and cameras?

I'm shocked that there's not a Michael Jackson reality show out there yet.

That dude has issues, and I think the solution is to ignore him. It's the media's fault that we even had to hear about this fodder every day throughout the entire trial.

For a great song dedicated to Michael Jackson, give a listen to Ookla the Mok's "F. People," or at least just read the lyrics.

If the sequined glove does not fit, you must acquit.

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