The Smarmy Carny

Reconstructed from cave paintings

My mother turns 50 years old today. Fifty years!

I guess that means I'm starting to get old, too, but I won't hit my milestone for another 11 months.

Today, mom turns 50, but here are some other ways to look at her age:

• 600 months
• 0.5 century
• 2,608.94 weeks
• 18,262 days
• 438,301 hours
• 26,298,073 minutes
• 1,577,884,380 seconds
• 0.20 Plutonian year
• 0.30 Neptunian year
• 1.70 Saturnian years
• 4.20 Jovian years
• 26.58 Marsian years
• 81.17 Venusian years
• 207.53 Mercurian years
• 263 million blinks of an eye

Time marches on. Hopefully, my mother will, too.

This entry was posted on Monday, July 11th, 2005 at 01:36 by Novac and is filed under All, Deprecation, Fun, Goofballs, Humor, People.   You can leave a response or trackback from your own site.

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