Thilly Thursday: Home Remedies
I remembered this list the other day while I was drinking some ice water.
Home Remedies:
- If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be removed almost instantly.
- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
- Avoid arguments about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink instead.
- High blood pressure? Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
- A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
- If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough.
- Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer and you will soon forget about the toothache.
- You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
- If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
- If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
I found this floating around the internet and e-mail, so I don't know who is responsible for this list, but it's quite entertaining.
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