Urine Coffee
This week's simpleton is the Thomas Shaheen.
Stories about postal workers going . . . well, postal, have been fairly scarce the past few years. Instead of shooting up the place nowadays, they seem to be up to less fatal tricks.
Shaheen's co-workers became suspicious of Shaheen and placed a camera in their lunchroom. Sure enough, the camera caught him pouring urine into a coffee pot. Good times.
An AP article notes that "Shaheen was unhappy at work but the prosecutor declined to get into any further details." Well, I can get into one further detail: He's loony!
I just feel bad for the guy who drank the coffee in order to become suspicious in the first place. Or perhaps they got suspicious when it was his turn to bring in the birthday cake, and he brought a urine cake.
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on Saturday, August 27th, 2005 at 07:44 by Novac and is filed under All, Crackpots, Fun, Health, Mind-Boggling, People, Saturday's Simpleton, Weeklies.
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