Living With a Hernia

Well, I have been out of comission for the past couple days due to some surgery best described by Weird Al Yankovic's James Brown parody "Living With a Hernia."

Living with a hernia
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia
Had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation

So, other than wisdom teeth removal, this is the first surgery I have had since I was two years old.

Nothing is better than having an energetic rest his weight on you with his elbow — directly on your wound. Bad times . . . bad times.

Luckily, I haven't been blogging all that regularly anyway, so you probably won't notice much of a decrease in posting.

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One Response to “Living With a Hernia”

  1. Gravatar Icon AdamH Says:

    Hey! Have a speedy recovery!

    (and now turn your head and cough.)

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