Astrologer Dies . . . of Anticipation
In a stunning turn of events, an astrologer was incorrect when he predicted his death today between 3pm and 4pm in India.
Of course, Kunjilal Malviya was quoted as rationalizing the fact that he was still living: "Thanks to the good wishes of villagers and the prayers of people, I survived the pernicious moment to live a long life from now onwards." Yes, thanks to them, and the fact that astrology is a hoax.
According to Reuters, crowds have previously beaten up astrologers when their predicted death failed to occur. Will it be on Pay Per View?
Read more about what I wrote before I found out he didn't die . . .
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