Omnipotence and Sperm

I couldn't resist sharing the opening line from some spam/junk mail I received today:

[Brand name removed] is an omnipotent formula. It increases sperm production by 500%.

Apparently this product not only unlimited power and influence over all, but it also quintuples your sperm production. Bonus!

Yeah, yeah, I know that it's only claiming to be a formula that is omnipotent, but the wording is a bit too vague. That's what I get for actually reading some of my spam mail.

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