Music from the Heart . . . Almost
Still looking for that perfect gift for that special someone? If you are (or know) a girl who has (or plans to get) breast implants, here's a gift you just can't resist!
The Register reports that BT Laboratories is considering developing an MP3 player that would sit inside a breast implant. The player would theoretically go in one side, and the storage disk in the other. The wireless (of course) signal would be relayed to headphones and a wristband of some sort would control the device.
Don't even ask about upgrades . . .
Of course, there's always the package gift of the MP3 player along with breast implants . . .
The question is: When will they be able to leave an MP3 player behind when they remove tonsils or an appendix? I'm just hoping this doesn't mean you're going to see plenty of male twenty-something techies walking around with breast implants, just so they can stay on the bleeding edge of technology!
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