Baby Jesus Found (x14)
What does baby Jesus have in common with garden gnomes? Both are stolen from lawns.
A Vista city worker found over a dozen baby Jesus figurines on a public baseball field.
The best I can tell is that he found 13 or 14 baby Jesus figurines . . . and by "figurines," I refer to large nativity scene characters, some as large as three feet tall.
Reports vary regarding the number of figurines and their condition. One article states that "none of them had been damaged," while another mentions that some were "unblemished, some were broken, and some had damages that may have predated the heists."
Top-notch detectives assume this is the work of teenagers. Ya think?!? On the other hand, they don't give enough credit to the college students in the area.
The parks supervisor for the area? Chuck Crist. It was meant to be.
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