Elmo May Kill You
Go ahead and buy the book "Potty Time With Elmo." Chances are, you'll receive a helpful, delightful little book that will encourage your youngster to start using the potty. Of course, there is that small chance that Elmo will threaten to kill you, instead.
Interestingly, the company that manufactures the book has said that there have been multiple complaints regarding this problem, so it's not just a single, isolated incident or a spoof.
The study results aren't yet in, but perhaps death threats are simply more effective than the "success-reward" method of potty training.
Then again, perhaps Elmo has snapped, and he'll finally get that court-ordered psychiatrist.
Be sure to keep reading . . . after all, who knows when they'll discover that the book "Elmo Wants a Bath" threatens to drown your child if they don't wash behind their ears?
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