Two friends are changing in a locker room, and one of them is talking about his new Sprint phone.
Among the benefits, he mentions "crime deterrent."
His friend asks, "Crime deterrent?", so the guy tells him to try and take his wallet. As the guy goes for the wallet, the Sprint customer whips the phone and hits his friend directly in the face, knocking him to the floor.
The guy gets up and threatens to report him, at which point, the Sprint owner again fires the phone at his head, knocking him out.
Violent, but fun.
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