Thilly Thursday: Dogs
A couple weeks ago, I came up with a joke of my own that is dog-related. Therefore, here are a string of dog-related jokes. (Mine is the first one.)
Q: What type of furniture do dogs prefer to relax in?
A: A Barkalounger.
Q: What's worse than a shaggy dog howling outside your window all night long?
A: Two shaggy dogs howling outside your window all night long.
Q: Where do dogs park their cars?
A: In the barking lot.
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Guy: My dog has no nose.
Girl: That's terrible! How does he smell?
Guy: Awful.
Got any more dog jokes? Feel free to comment and add your own!
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March 2nd, 2006 at 23:23
(Apologies in advance – this is the worst dog joke in the world.)
Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking?
A: You cut off his tail… right behind the ears.