Thilly Thursday: Urinalysis

Here are three jokes revolving around bodily fluid. Still, for "dirty" jokes, these are pretty clean. And if you don't get it, try saying them out loud . . . and if you still don't get them, tell them to someone who will, and they will explain it to you. Enjoy!

Q: If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
A: K9P!

Q: What did the teacher say to the student who peed himself?
A: Urine trouble, young man!

Q: If you're American in the kitchen and American in the bedroom, what are you in the bathroom?
A: European!

Related posts:

  1. Thilly Thursday: Dogs
  2. Thilly Thursday: Bugs
  3. Thilly Thursday: Soccer and the World Cup
  4. Thilly Thursday: Bicycling
  5. Thilly Thursday: Noodles

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