Thilly Thursday: Random One-Liners
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.
Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A: Dung!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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