June 2 Is National Break-Up Day

National Break-Up Day is really a promotion sponsored by Budweiser and the movie ::imdb("The Break-Up")::.

The official website includes a compatibility test,. The site also includes signs that it might be time to break up (e.g. "They mention in passing, 'So I've been thinking about checking out Scientology . . . '") and a handy break-up checklist (e.g. "Record over 'that video' before it falls into the wrong hands.").

An area for you to upload and "cut up your pictures" exists. It's a basic online editor, but the confusing part is that there's no way to actually cut your picture.

If you really are intending on breaking up with someone today, there is a nifty page to send them an e-card breaking up with them. There are several cute cards, including one with the caption "Roses are red, violets are blue, it's over, come get your crap before I put it on Craigslist."

So, happy National Break-Up day. It's not you — it's me.

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