Here are the top ten things to say after being caught sleeping at your desk:
- "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
- "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!"
- "Whew! I guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time."
- "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
- "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
- "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
- "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
- "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down really close?"
- "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"
- Raise your head slowly and say, " . . . in Jesus' name, Amen."
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