Hypoallergenic Cats

For those who have cat allergies but still love the annoying little creatures, you can now buy one of "the world’s first scientifically-proven hypoallergenic cats" from Allerca.

Currently, a hypoallergenic cat will cost you a mere $3,950 . . . peanuts compared with the expensive cost of allergy medication. :) Of course, for that $4k, you get a 12-week old kitten, a microchip identifier implant, a year of vet health insurance, nail caps, and other goodies.

The Allerca site does give some suggestions if you're not willing to drop the $4k on a hypoallergenic cat: Buy a regular cat, replace your carpeting throughout the house with wooden floors, use HEPA air filters throughout the house, and switch any curtains to vinyl blinds.

What ever happened to the pet rock? They have always been hypoallergenic, and at a fraction of the price. Oh, and cleanup is a snap. Now we just have to wait for them to come up with hypoallergenic dust mites, moss, and lichen.

Fun fact: Hypoallergenic cats are 27% tastier than normal cats.

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2 Responses to “Hypoallergenic Cats”

  1. Gravatar Icon Marlene Says:

    and when was the last time that you had a cat for dinner?

  2. Gravatar Icon Novac Says:

    For the record, cats are generally a lunch food, not a dinner food.

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