Thilly Thursday: Bicycling
In the spirit of the Tour de France, here are some bicycle-related jokes for this week's Thilly Thursday jokes.
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired!
Overheard: The hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle is the road!
Man: I've really had it with my dog: he'll chase anyone on a bicycle.
Woman: So what are you going to do, chain him up? Give him away?
Man: Nothing that drastic. I'll probably just confiscate his bike.
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on a shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
A man on a bike was stopped by a guard while crossing the US-Mexican border because he was carrying two sacks on his shoulders.
"What's in the bags?" asked the guard.
"Sand," the cyclist replied.
The guard gave the cyclist a suspicious look and said, "Set the bags down so I can take a look."
The guard emptied the bags and found out they contained nothing but sand. The man reloaded his bags and continued across the border. A week later, the same man was crossing again with two more bags. The guard demanded to see them, and again they contained nothing but sand. This continued week after week and the guard never found anything suspicious in the bags of sand.
After a year, the cyclist stopped showing up. A month later, the guard ran into the cyclist in the city while he was off-duty. The guard told the cyclist, "We haven't seen you at the border for a few weeks. You always had us wondering what you were up to! We knew that you were smuggling something across the border, but we never could figure out what it was. I can't take it any more — you've got to tell me what you were smuggling!"
The cyclist smiled and told him the truth: "Bicycles!"
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on Thursday, July 13th, 2006 at 20:02 by Novac and is filed under All, Athletes, Fun, Games, Hilarious, Humor, Jokes, People, Sports, Thilly Thursday, Weeklies.
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