Join the Order of the Serpentine
Are you oppressed by the shame and regret of hooking up with an undesirable or embarrassing woman? Join the Order of the Serpentine, a sacred brotherhood helping young men overcome the shame caused by questionable hook-ups.
Still not quite sure what the Order of the Serpentine is about? Check out the Order's recruitment ads, including the kid-friendly Serpee mascot! If you've got more time on your hands, check out the four-part Special Report that a news agency conducted on the Order of the Serpentine.
The Order of the Serpentine is a site maintained by Axe because the cleansing ritual requires that you use Axe Snake Peel to exfoliate the shame and regret from your skin.
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