Fruity Pebbles Rules
Fruity Pebbles got shut out against Shredded Wheat in the Champion of Breakfasts tournament, and I'm not happy! Shredded Wheat!?!
Fruity Pebbles is, by far, my favourite cereal. I love it. I could eat an entire box in one sitting without a second thought . . . and I don't even like rice! Fruity Pebbles should have won. Dude — it's not like it's Bronto-Bright! My whole world is caving in now . . .
Fruity Pebbles rules, but it just don't know it. It's like a bear — with claws and with fangs. Big teeth on it. And Shredded Wheat is just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner. Shivering. Yeah, just kinda . . . y'know, Fruity Pebbles has these claws and it's staring at those claws and it's thinking to itself, and with those claws it's thinking, "How am I supposed to beat Shredded Wheat? How am I supposed to beat Shredded Wheat?" And it's just kinda gently batting Shredded Wheat around, you know what I mean?
By the way, this rambling paragraph is only entertaining if you've seen ::imdb("tt0117802", "Swingers")::.
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July 29th, 2006 at 13:15
Ack! How can that be? I have been a bad cereal citizen and just now got over to start voting — but I think this is a great tournament. Looking forward to seeing the latest results.
Good luck during the 'thon!
July 29th, 2006 at 14:51
Hahahaha! Poor Fruity Pebbles. I can see it losing to the FROSTED Shredded Wheat, but plain? Weirdness.
BTW, your site is awesome.