Thilly Thursday: Bugs
Since all the bugs are hopefully headed into hiding for the wintertime soon, here are a few bug jokes you can tell them while they're still hanging around. Remember: I'm not responsible for rolled eyes, shaking heads, or any other ridicule you might experience as a result of telling these jokes!
Q: What has six wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: What insect does well in English class?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!
Q: What type of bugs live inside clocks?
A: Ticks!
Q: What did the boy fly say to the girl fly?
A: Excuse me — Is this stool taken?
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they have honeycombs!
Man: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: The backstroke!
Q: Why did the spider test drive the car?
A: So he could take it for a spin!
Q: How do fleas prefer to travel?
A: By itch-hiking!
Q: What do you call a bug with four wheels and a trunk?
A: A Volkswagen Beetle!
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm in your apple!
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