The Smarmy Carny

For Black Friday, I didn't sleep at all that morning, but since I had decided not to spend a shocking amount of money, I didn't spend all day in line, either.

Here's the rundown on my stops. I won't go into detail about what I bought, as I have already mentioned that I didn't go for any outrageously good deals this year.

• Thanksgiving night: Purchased one item on Amazon.com and one item on BestBuy.com.
• 1:00 - 3:00: Researched all stores in the area one last time. Printed a shopping list. Printed a list of stores nearby and sorted them by opening times. Created a plan for which stores to visit in which order.
• 3:00: Showered and packed.
• 4:00: Left the house.
• 4:30: Arrived at Toys R Us in preparation for the 5:00 opening.
• 4:59: Toys R Us doors opened.
• 5:17: Left Toys R Us with our two items.
• 5:19: Drove by Wal-Mart and found the parking lot completely full. Kept driving.
• 5:20: Arrived at Target in preparation for the 6:00 opening.
• 5:55: Left my wife in line as police blocked out the line skippers.
• 5:58: Arrived at RadioShack on foot.
• 6:00: RadioShack and Target doors opened.
• 6:00: Searched RadioShack for a cheap, unwanted tripod. Waited for sales assistants who seemed to consistently ask people next to me if they needed help before wandering far away to help them.
• 6:14: Finally told that tripods were "probably over there in the small camera section" that I had already looked in.
• 6:17: Found another man looking for the same item, but he gave up and checked out with his dozen other items.
• 6:25: My wife left Target with our two items.
• 6:30: Finally caught a RS associate who informed me that they had 0 of that item. Left RadioShack.
• 6:35: Arrived at second RadioShack. Immediately asked if I needed help and shown the tripods, though the associate had no idea which tripod was the one on sale. Luckily, I knew.
• 6:45: Left RadioShack with two items (including a $7 impulse buy.)
• 6:55: Arrived at K-Mart for intended clothing purchases.
• 7:39: Left K-Mart with various clothing items.
• 7:47: Arrived at BJ's Wholesale Club.
• 8:28: Left BJ's Wholesale Club with various items.
• 8:30: Called it a Black Friday and headed home.
• Saturday: Purchased an item from CompUSA.com.

So, that sums up the morning on Black Friday 2006. Did anyone else have anything more exciting happen to them?

For the latest Black Friday posts and other stores posted earlier, check out blackfriday.smarmycarny.com

It's go time for Black Friday specials, Black Friday deals, and Black Friday sales!

On Thanksgiving, you won't have any trouble at all finding Black Friday ads right in your newspaper. Nonetheless, the Black Friday Shopping List feature at GottaDeal is certainly worth using. Plus, it's sometimes easier to spot the deals you want in a text-based list instead of a busy Black Friday ad. In addition to previously posted stores, even more are available now:

• CompUSA — Opening Thanksgiving night this year, even earlier than last year's midnight opening! Don't get caught off guard!
• Big Lots
• Disney Store
• Express
• Home Depot
• J&R
• Lane Bryant
• Meijer
• Office Depot
• Old Navy
• Ritz Camera
• ShopKo
• Diet.com — Even Diet.com has a half-price Black Friday special this year: 1 DAY ONLY: Get 50% off a 1-year Diet.com Premium Membership. Enter FRIDAY at checkout. Offer good only on orders placed on 11/24/06.
  

If you're bored and are looking for something to do, here's a quick 15-minute exercise to keep you busy:

The Official David Hasselhoff Site of Worship has a David Hasselhoff paper airplane that you can print out, fold up, and fly to your heart's content.

I wanted to make the David Hasselhoff paper airplane myself before talking about it here, so I did just that. I'm happy to say that the paper airplane folds up nicely to make a great David Hasselhoff paper airplane, and it flies really well, too.

Tip: Save the paper airplane image to a local drive, and print the image there. That way, you will have the opportunity to print the image out in as large a size as possible. Otherwise, your browser may resize the image, print out the URL and date on the borders, and mock you in general.

NB: The folding instructions are confusing and often unhelpful, so a general knowledge of paper airplane folding will help. And if the instructions reference a tab that you don't see printed on the paper, that's because it's not printed on the paper. Go figure.

Wal-Mart has changed the face of Black Friday.

After GottaDeal broke with Wal-Mart's BF ad extremely early last year, Wal-Mart has cracked down on the entire Black Friday leaks and changed their strategy regarding deals.

According to a CNNMoney story, Wal-Mart will add even more deals in addition to what is listed in their circular by posting another set of deals on walmart.com Thanksgiving Day.

Thus, Wal-Mart has given up hope of keeping their physical advertisements off of the internet until they are officially released. One has to wonder how many retailers might follow Wal-Mart's lead next year. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if some stores post additional deals to try and match the deals advertised by rival stores. That way, they can add new deals on more of a last-minute basis and still look like they're not trailing Wal-Mart in the Black Friday world.

For the latest Black Friday posts, check out blackfriday.smarmycarny.com

As expected, once we hit the "2 weeks to BF" mark, the BF ads are really picking up steam now. The ads have now probably been printed and are in more people's hands, making them more readily available.

In addition to all the stores mentioned in the previous post, we have access to quite a few more stores already.

• Bass Pro Shop
• Costco
• CVS
• Ikea
• Kohl's
• Lowe's
• RadioShack
• Sam's Club
• Staples
• Target
• Toys R Us
• Tractor Supply Co
• Value City
• Walgreens

Keep in mind that these are all the stores that have been released in the past 30 hours! BF season is truly upon us!

For the latest Black Friday posts, check out blackfriday.smarmycarny.com

Black Friday Deals!

On November 9, the Wal-Mart Black Friday ad scans were released! Besides Black Friday itself, this is easily one of the most anticipated Black Friday events of the year.

If you enjoy seeing the items rather than reading bland descriptions, take a look at the Black Friday scans available for download. Not all stores have scans available, but you can already download scans for Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Circuit City, Sears, OfficeMax, Kmart, Linens 'n Things, Ace Hardware, EB Games, Harbor Freight, Fred's, and Boscov's.

I prefer to look through the text descriptions of sale items available at GottaDeal's Shopping Cart feature. Both the scans and lists of items for each store are available on their respective forum pages (registration required). So far this season, we have:

• Wal-Mart
• Best Buy
• Circuit City
• Sears
• KMart
• Kmart (Thanksgiving Day)
• OfficeMax
• K•B Toys
• JCPenney
• Linens 'n Things
• EB Games
• GameStop
• Ace Hardware
• Harbor Freight
• Military BX (AAFES)
• Boscov's
• Fred's

Hopefully this all helps you out in making Black Friday plans! Show up early and buy often!

According to Reuters, 69-year-old Russell Teeter has been sentenced to 22 months of wearing a shirt saying "I am a registered sex offender."

Why? For one, because he is a registered sex offender. What's more, however, is that he exposed himself twice to a 10-year-old girl at the gardening business he runs. If this weren't enough, just add the 10 or so previous convictions in the last 30 years, and you've earned yourself a t-shirt.

I have a problem with this whole t-shirt idea — They should make him pay for the shirt, too.