The Smarmy Carny

It's National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day!

If you don't know what to order from the pizzeria today, you're probably just not paying attention.

So call up your local pizzeria and ask for a large pie with:

• pepperoni
• sausage
• mushrooms
• extra cheese
• bacon
• onions
• ground beef
• ham
• chicken
• green peppers
• red peppers
• jalapeno peppers
• tomatoes
• garlic
• black olives
• green olives
• pineapple
• salami
• prosciutto
• turkey
• artichoke hearts
• feta cheese
• spinach
• oranges
• oregano
• capers

. . . but don't ask for anchovies!

This entry was posted on Monday, November 12th, 2007 at 19:16 by Novac and is filed under All, Food, Health, Holidays.   You can leave a response or trackback from your own site.

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