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		<title>More 80th Academy Awards Prediction Contests</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/22/oscar-contests-2008-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For more details on Oscars prediction contests, read the Academy Awards Prediction Contests page. For the most recent Oscars posts, be sure to check out the Oscars/Academy Awards category page. There, you should find contests, predictions, and results. Here are a handful of contests I have found since my previous post of contests. The Academy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Every OS Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click to view Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie have this great song truthfully titled &#034;Every OS Sucks.&#034; It&#039;s funny because it&#039;s true. There is a fairly lengthy introduction, but it&#039;s worth the wait if you&#039;re a computer geek. The song reminisces about the good ol&#039; days when our computers never crashed. It&#039;s truly geeky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ask a Ninja</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 09:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever had a question for a ninja that you simply had to have answered? Well, here&#039;s your chance! Check out Ask a Ninja. If you&#039;ve come to this site, chances are you&#039;ll love it. Don&#039;t miss an episode. Add Ask A Ninja as your MySpace or Friendster friend for bulletin updates and subscribe to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Windows</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/10/14/windows-20-years/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday, Microsoft In October 1985, Windows first shipped. What would we be doing now if Windows had never shipped? Would the 95% of computer users that currently use Windows be using an Apple OS instead? If so, would Apple still be charging an arm and a leg for their Macs? And with only Apple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free iPod Pics</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/09/23/free-ipod-pics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 13:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have finally taken the time to create a couple of my own Free iPod pics. Here they are: Read up on how to get your own free iPod!]]></description>
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		<title>I Have My Free iPod!</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/09/20/free-ipod/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 02:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I Got Mine! Just before I left for work today, the glorious DHL woman pounded on my door and delivered my free iPod! I have had a little while to test it out, and I am quite pleased. The iPod I received is in perfect working condition and included the AC charger, headphones, and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Free iPod Has Been Ordered!</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/09/08/free-ipod-ordered/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2005 03:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas! Well, a bit over a week ago, I finally received credit for my fifth referral! I immediately submitted my application for approval. Within the allotted timeframe, my referrals were approved, and I placed my order on the evening of September 6. I ordered the 20GB Color iPod, which includes a 2 inch color [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trailer Tuesday: Shopgirl</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/08/30/shopgirl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 04:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shopgirl tells the story the lives of three people on diverse paths in search of the same thing. Mirabelle is a small town girl and struggling artist overseeing the glove counter at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. She is swept off her feet by a rich, handsome fifty-something. At the same time, she is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Queen&#039;s iPod, Part Deux</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/06/20/queen-ipod-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 13:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that the Queen has a 6GB iPod, engaget made up one of those iPod silhouette pictures of the Queen.]]></description>
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		<title>The Queen Has an iPod</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/06/17/queen-ipod/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 23:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Queen Elizabeth II has reportedly bought a 6GB silver iPod. You too can be like the Queen.]]></description>
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		<title>Get Your Free iPod</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/06/12/get-your-free-ipod/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 00:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get your free iPod here. One more referral needed!]]></description>
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		<title>Switch to the Dark Side</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/06/02/anakin-switch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2005 14:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pixel Red has released Anakin's Switch Commercial, which spoofs Apple's Switch commercials. It's hilarious.]]></description>
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		<title>Are Free iPods a Scam or Not?</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/03/19/are-free-ipods-a-scam-or-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2005 06:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are these free iPod deals a scam? Let's look into some details and determine exactly that.]]></description>
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