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		<title>Video Vednesday: Every OS Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click to view Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie have this great song truthfully titled &#034;Every OS Sucks.&#034; It&#039;s funny because it&#039;s true. There is a fairly lengthy introduction, but it&#039;s worth the wait if you&#039;re a computer geek. The song reminisces about the good ol&#039; days when our computers never crashed. It&#039;s truly geeky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crash and Burn</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 23:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crash! Burn! Ouch! The hard drive holding the server&#039;s operating system suffered a horrendous crash and burn yesterday. I had the system up within a few hours, as I thankfully had a usable spare hard drive available, and it was even the exact same size as the defective drive. Unfortunately, I had other things to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Windows</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday, Microsoft In October 1985, Windows first shipped. What would we be doing now if Windows had never shipped? Would the 95% of computer users that currently use Windows be using an Apple OS instead? If so, would Apple still be charging an arm and a leg for their Macs? And with only Apple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft Names Longhorn &quot;Windows Vista&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 15:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MS Windows The OS we have come to know as &#034;Longhorn&#034; has now officially been named &#034;Windows Vista.&#034; The official Windows Vista website was also released. The first beta will be available August 3, but don&#039;t expect to see the finished product for over a year. Other than what we already knew about Longhorn, there [...]]]></description>
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