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		<title>The Gerbe Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 03:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those of you who are hockey fans know that generally, professional players of the NHL caliber are usually pretty tall. In Canada and the USA, average male height is 5 feet, 9 1/2 inches. Martin St. Louis is usually referenced as one of the best &#034;short&#034; players in the league at somewhere around 5&#039; 8&#034;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Hockey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 08:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cameron leaves the ice 6-year-old Cameron wished to be a player for the Los Angeles Kings. The L.A. Kings had no problem with helping grant Cameron&#039;s wish. Cameron got a limo ride to meet up with Ian Laperriere at the Kings&#039; training center. Cameron put on his full hockey gear, including an official L.A. Kings [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foto Friday: True Hockey Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goalie? Here&#039;s a picture of a true hockey fan! I just have to wonder if he got stuck playing goalie or what. See a larger version of this picture over at Break.com.]]></description>
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		<title>Hurricane Sports</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 17:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every time a hurricane rips through the southeast, I think of all the schools that use the Hurricane (or a derivation) as their school mascot. I always wonder if the sports directors of these schools ever consider changing their mascot. The ability of a hurricane to do so much damage is much of why the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pro Sports Unions Are Worthless</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/02/19/pro-sports-unions-are-worthless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 01:07:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As with any professional sports organization, I scoff when the players strike. $8M??? Heck no, we want $10M a season! Yes, I understand that their "working career" is shorter than the rest of us. I know that star players bring in millions of dollars in ticket sales and other various revenues. I don't care. Unions were originally created to uphold workers' rights, not to push to make excessively high salaries even more excessively high.]]></description>
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