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		<title>Blogathon and Coffee: A Big Mistake</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/07/30/blogathon-coffee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of the Blogathon bloggers have taken to drinking coffee. Even an hour in, many bloggers were getting their morning fix. Big mistake. What most people don&#039;t realize is that coffee tastes horrible. Coffee drinkers usually counter with, &#034;It just depends. Really good coffee tastes delicious.&#034; I then watch them make some instant coffee or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Need . . . Sustenance . . .</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/07/29/need-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 21:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Blogathon has been keeping me so busy that I seem to have forgotten to eat anything since breakfast. That was 8.5 hours ago, so it&#039;s time for food. I don&#039;t think that constantly thinking about cereal is helping much, either. Status: I&#039;m a Hungry, Hungry Hippo. I&#039;m not as hot or sweaty as before, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Mentos and Diet Coke</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/07/26/mentos-coke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click to watch The &#034;Mentos and soda pop&#034; fad has been going around lately, and it&#039;s interesting how many people have heard of the phenomenon now. What&#039;s truly upsetting, however, is how few of those people have seen the video of videos for Mentos and Diet Coca-Cola! If you&#039;re interested in entering a Mentos and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snopes.com</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/05/28/snopes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 03:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snopes.com: Rumor has it. Snopes is an urban legends reference page that I have been reading for almost ten years now. You&#039;ll be surprised at what&#039;s true and what&#039;s not. Keep in mind that a story doesn&#039;t have to be false to be an urban legend. According to Snopes, here are the three conditions to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: More Dasani Commercials</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/19/dasani-commercials-2006/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 16:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goldfish love Dasani Dasani has added another set of commercials to their animal campaign! Head to Dasani&#039;s website, which will load up a Flash page. From there, put your mouse over &#034;TV Ads&#034; and click on &#034;Watch the New Ads.&#034; There, you&#039;ll find the three new commercials from the 2006 campaign. Three more animals proffer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coffee-Flavored Coca-Cola Introduced Today</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/03/coke-blak/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coca-Cola Blak Today, Coca-Cola is releasing Coca-Cola Blak in the U.S., a coffee-flavored cola. The product is being marketed as &#034;The perfect pick-me-up any time of day.&#034; Those of us who drink soda but not coffee now have a way to fit in with the coffee-drinking crowd in the morning. Coca-Cola Blak is a sophisticated, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Bud Light Daredevil</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/03/29/ted-ferguson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now, you have likelye seen the &#034;Ted Ferguson, Bud Light Daredevil&#034; commercials. Ted Ferguson performs daredevil stunts for the camera, but the stunts aren&#039;t your traditional Evel Knievel bus-jumping stunts. No, Ted undergoes even more dangerous situations. In fact, these stunts are more along the tortuous type of stunt than anything else. In the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Healthy as a Horsefly</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/20/healthy-as-a-horsefly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 15:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has been re-posted at Random Fodder, Novac&#039;s personal blog. I groggily pulled myself out of bed this morning. As I have been sick this week, I walked over to the glass of emergency orange juice I had poured myself before going to bed. I took three large gulps of orange juice, and continued [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Dasani Commercials</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/18/dasani-commercials/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 05:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dasani has a set of commercials out with experts telling you about their product. The entertaining thing is that these &#034;experts&#034; are a dog, a hamster, and a bear. No, they aren&#039;t cartoons, and they aren&#039;t actual animals with the fake moving CGI mouth. They&#039;re people, dressed in big animal suits. The dog tells you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lemony Snicket Cocktail</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a big fan of Lemony Snicket&#039;s A Series of Unfortunate Events and of the audiobooks read by Tim Curry. I downloaded a free Daniel Handler interview via iTunes. If you&#039;re interested, just go to the iTunes Store in the program, search &#034;Snicket,&#034; and look for the free listing. In the interview, he answers [...]]]></description>
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