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		<title>Pants on the Ground</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2010/01/20/pants-on-the-ground/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Less than a week after Pants on the Ground made its debut on national television on the January 13 episode of American Idol, the song has exploded.
That same night, USA Today revealed that Larry Platt was a long time civil rights advocate. The following day, Jimmy Fallon performed the song in the style of Neil [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 2008 Olympics Rant</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/08/18/2008-olympics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#039;s talk summer Olympics, shall we?
As with most people, I enjoy when the Olympics are on, because it gives you the chance to watch all sorts of . And let&#039;s face it &#8212; this isn&#039;t the 70s, when the Olympics took up &#034;all three&#034; channels for the entire day. You don&#039;t have to be inundated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Cars.com &#8211; Plan B: Witch Doctor</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-carscom-witch-doctor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A car salesman congratulates a man on how much he already knew about the car. The man admits that he used cars.com&#039;s consumer reviews and dealer locator to help himself instead of using Plan B.
The car salesman asks what Plan B was, and the man explains that he was going to have a witch doctor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Doritos &#8211; Mouse Trap</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Set to Habanera from Bizet&#039;s opera Carmen, a man arrives in his apartment, opens a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, and puts a small corner of a Dorito on a mouse trap.
After placing the mousetrap in front of a small mouse hole, he pulls up a chair and waits.
As soon as the man puts his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Planters &#8211; Unibrow</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A homely woman with a unibrow, large mole, big teeth, hair clips, and frumpy fashion sense is fawned over by countless men as Frankie Valli&#039;s Can&#039;t Take My Eyes off of You plays in the background.
A tall, handsome man in an elevator gives her a look. Another admirer walks through a glass door as he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Toyota &#8211; More Refined</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-toyota-badgers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An unsuspecting man is pushed into a car containing sleeping badgers that, &#034;if awakened, they&#039;d gnaw his face off. &#034;
The people who pushed him into the car begin to fire cannons off outside the car, but nothing can be heard inside the car: Lucky for him, that car is the Toyota Corolla, which keeps the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Tide &#8211; My Talking Stain</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-tide-talking-stain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A job interviewer asks a candidate to talk about himself. As he begins talking, a second voice speaking gibberish cancels out anything the man says. It&#039;s clear that the voice is coming from the stain on the man&#039;s dress shirt.
The man talks about his organizational skills, his ability to work well in groups, and his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Cars.com &#8211; Plan B: Circle of Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man shopping for a car explains to the car salesman that he did all his research on his cell phone with cars.com. He said it was that, or &#034;Plan B&#034;.
The salesman asked what Plan B was, and the guy explains, &#034;Oh, I was gonna have you fight Glondor in a stone circle death match.&#034;
We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: FedEx &#8211; Carrier Pigeons</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An office worker impresses his boss by showing him how he was shipping all the company&#039;s packages via carrier pigeons equipped with GPS tracking and night vision sensors.
For the large packages, however, he used giant pigeons and robes that almost immediately broke and dropped the packages right into the street, crushing cars. The pigeons then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light &#8211; Wine and Cheese Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this commercial, a guy shows up with his girlfriend at a wine and cheese party. He is carrying a huge piece of cheese &#8212; probably a foot tall and almost as wide.
He takes the cheese into the kitchen, where most of the men are hanging out. As a guy comments on the size of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Diet Pepsi Max &#8211; Nod</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This ad starts out with Troy Aikman discussing football as Joe Buck starts dozing off, with his head nodding as he falls out of consciousness a couple times. Haddaway&#039;s What is Love? starts playing.
We then see various people nodding off: A guy with a combover at a diner, office workers, valets, cowboys, and nominees for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Audi &#8211; Godfather</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-audi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For this ad, Audi reworks the classic &#034;horse head in the bed&#034; scene to sell their cars.
As the commercial opens, we see an exterior shot of a house followed by a pan in on Moe Greene (played by Alex Rocco) sleeping in bed. Just like in The Godfather, we see him stir and notice the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Idol&#039;s Worst Auditions</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/01/17/american-idol-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[American Idol 7 started up this week, bringing us two episodes full of hilarious and frightening auditions. As usual, Idle Idols is blogging the funniest and most entertaining auditions.
We&#039;ve only had two episodes thus far, but don&#039;t miss articles on the female linebacker, the crazed, hyper glitter woman, a song from a Paula Abdul stalker, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/11/20/norris-huckabee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee in a new YouTube campaign video. In this video, &#034;Chuck Norris Approved,&#034; Huckabee gives several Chuck Norris facts and Norris gives various Huckabee facts. The video calls the mash up &#034;HuckChuckFacts.&#034; Take a look.

Of course, in order to understand this video, you&#039;d have to be familiar with the various Chuck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does My Name Is Earl Disgust You?</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/10/26/earl-spanish-bathroom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was another bit of Spanish in this week&#039;s episode of My Name Is Earl, Frank&#039;s Girl. Throughout the episode, Joy and Catalina get into a war over . . . pooing themselves, of all things.
After Joy exacts her revenge on Catalina and takes a picture of the result, Catalina pops her head outside of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light &#8211; Hitchhiker</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and a woman are driving on a dark, foggy night when they come across a creepy looking hitchhiker with a case of beer and an axe.
The man focuses solely on the beer, but the woman is understandably concerned with the axe. After the hitchhiker claims that the axe is a bottle opener, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: FedEx &#8211; Names</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/02/04/super-bowl-commercial-fedex-names/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you convince American that your product, FedEx Ground, is faster than it sounds? By teaching them that you can&#039;t judge something just by its name.
We see Joel complaining about FedEx Ground sounding slow. His bosses tell him that it is faster than it sounds. They get other workers in the room to agree:

Harry, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Emerald Nuts &#8211; Robert Goulet</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/02/04/super-bowl-commercial-emerald-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This commercial&#039;s narration says it all:
Around 3 pm, when your blood sugar and energy are low, some say Robert Goulet appears and messes with your stuff.
During the narration, we see Robert Goulet shimmy down a rope into on man&#039;s office and begin to wreak havoc.
Robert Goulet eats the worker&#039;s Post-It Note, shreds some important documents, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: CareerBuilder.com &#8211; Promotion Pit</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/02/04/super-bowl-commercial-careerbuilder-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Office workers are stuck in the &#034;Promotion Pit&#034; as the executives sit high above to watch a mass fight to the death for the promotion.
Of interest during this commercial are the various armor and weapons created from common office supplies: Helmets made from binders and hollow monitors; breastplates made from fan covers; shields made from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: E-Trade &#8211; Bank Robbery</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/02/04/super-bowl-commercial-etrade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This E-Trade commercial replays the typical bank robbery scene we&#039;ve all seen dozens of times before &#8212; except this time, the bank is robbing the customers.
The bank manager instructs the customers to get on the floor as he and the other employees all put on farmyard animal masks.
The narrator asks, &#034;Getting robbed by your bank?&#034; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light &#8211; Slapping</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/02/04/super-bowl-commercial-bud-light-slapping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s right, the fist bump is out.
A guy buys his buds a beer and tries to give them a fist bump, the current alternative to the handshake. His friend tells him that the fist bump is out, and the face slap is now in.
We then see a long series of people face slapping each other, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: CareerBuilder.com &#8211; Office Jungle</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/02/04/super-bowl-commercial-careerbuilder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An office is set up in the middle of a jungle. During the average work conversation, a pen dart suddenly flies in and strikes the office worker&#039;s coffee cup. The other worker screams, &#034;RUN!!!&#034; and exclaims, &#034;They&#039;re looking for volunteers for a training seminar!&#034;
The entire office runs away and past the security guard who reminds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Garmin &#8211; Maposaurus</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/02/04/super-bowl-commercial-garmin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man trying to read a map on the shoulder of a highway is surprised as his map grows in size until it turns into a large paper Godzilla-like beast known only as &#034;Maposaurus.&#034; A hair band starts singing &#034;Evil Maposaurus&#034;
A thinly moustached man sees the Maposaurus from his car, grabs his Garmin, and turns [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Snickers &#8211; The Kiss</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two mechanics are working on a car when one of them sticks a whole Snickers bar into his mouth. Unable to resist the temptation, the second mechanic bites the other end and they do a &#034;Lady and the Tramp&#034; move until their lips are touching.
The mechanics break apart and contemplate what they should do after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light &#8211; Rock Paper Scissors</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After simultaneously grabbing the last beer, two guys decide that they&#039;ll play Rock Paper Scissors for it.
One guy throws paper, and the other guy throws rock . . . or throws a rock, to be precise. That&#039;ll win every time.
Watch this video:
 
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