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		<title>Does My Name Is Earl Disgust You?</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/10/26/earl-spanish-bathroom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was another bit of Spanish in this week&#039;s episode of My Name Is Earl, Frank&#039;s Girl. Throughout the episode, Joy and Catalina get into a war over . . . pooing themselves, of all things. After Joy exacts her revenge on Catalina and takes a picture of the result, Catalina pops her head outside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Bugs</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/09/07/bugs-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 13:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since all the bugs are hopefully headed into hiding for the wintertime soon, here are a few bug jokes you can tell them while they&#039;re still hanging around. Remember: I&#039;m not responsible for rolled eyes, shaking heads, or any other ridicule you might experience as a result of telling these jokes! Q: What has six [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Bicycling</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/07/13/cycling-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2006 00:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of the Tour de France, here are some bicycle-related jokes for this week&#039;s Thilly Thursday jokes. Q: Why can&#039;t a bicycle stand up on its own? A: Because it&#039;s two-tired! Overheard: The hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle is the road! Man: I&#039;ve really had it with my dog: he&#039;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Soccer and the World Cup</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/06/29/soccer-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 23:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of the 2006 FIFA World Cup, here are some jokes to pass the time. If you think these are bad, you should see the rest of them . . . Q: How did the football pitch end up as triangle? A: Somebody took a corner! The following sign recently appeared on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: What to Say When Caught Sleeping at Work</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/06/22/sleeping-at-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 20:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are the top ten things to say after being caught sleeping at your desk: &#034;They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.&#034; &#034;This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!&#034; &#034;Whew! I guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Mitch Hedberg Quotes</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/06/01/mitch-hedberg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[About a year ago, a couple of my friends had me watch some of Mitch Hedberg&#039;s material, and it&#039;s hilarious. Granted, the written text is not as entertaining as when Mitch delivers it, but it&#039;s worth a read. Here are some of the various one-liners Mitch threw out during his performances. (Since Mitch isn&#039;t a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Latino Joke in My Name Is Earl</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/05/12/earls-latino-joke-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 01:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the finale of My Name Is Earl this week, another Spanish-language joke was included for latinos and the rest of the Spanish-speaking viewership. A drunken Joy receives her certification to give body piercings and blathers, &#034;I&#039;m legal, [to Catalina] unlike you.&#034; Catalina points her finger menacingly at Joy and says: Con esto concluimos nuestra [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Random One-Liners</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/27/random-one-liners/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids. Q: What&#039;s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste. Q: What&#039;s brown and sounds like a bell? A: Dung! Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn&#039;t work? A: A stick. Q: How do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: April Showers</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/06/april-showers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims!]]></description>
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		<title>ABC Cancelling Lost After 2nd Season</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/01/lost-cancelled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 15:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning, Lost creators J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof announced that ABC would not be carrying a third season of Lost. Citing creative differences along with increasing salary demands from the cast and crew, Abrams read a pre-written press release, showing no emotions: J.J. Abrams Over the past few months, ABC and the cast of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Urinalysis</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/03/30/pee-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are three jokes revolving around bodily fluid. Still, for &#034;dirty&#034; jokes, these are pretty clean. And if you don&#039;t get it, try saying them out loud . . . and if you still don&#039;t get them, tell them to someone who will, and they will explain it to you. Enjoy! Q: If a fire [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: German Clockmaker</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went &#034;Tick, tick, tick&#034;? A: Ve haff vays of making you tock!]]></description>
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		<title>Foto Friday: Blonde Geometry</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Find x This week&#039;s picture comes from EatLiver.com, though I originally noticed it in someone&#039;s MySpace comments. This joke falls into the &#034;I wish I had thought of that&#034; category. Of course, one has to wonder why geometry texts frequently use the phrase &#034;Find x&#034; when they really want to say &#034;Find out what x [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Dogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 00:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks ago, I came up with a joke of my own that is dog-related. Therefore, here are a string of dog-related jokes. (Mine is the first one.) Q: What type of furniture do dogs prefer to relax in? A: A Barkalounger. Q: What&#039;s worse than a shaggy dog howling outside your window all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Elephant in the Refridgerator</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#039;s another multiple-part joke for this week&#039;s Thilly Thursday: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Open the door. Put the elephant in. Close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open the door. Take the elephant out. Put the giraffe in. Close the door. If an elephant and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Chuck Norris Facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 03:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The original Chuck Norris facts are from an anonymous e-mail forward, and it&#039;s starting to balloon out of control. Heck, there&#039;s even a chucknorrisfacts.com now. The first 18 items in this list were written by Mike Fertig of Because the World Is Round. I would pontificate further, but I think I just saw Chuck Norris [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Earl&#039;s Inside Joke for Latinos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On this past week&#039;s episode of My Name is Earl, Earl tries to cross off &#034;Burnt down the Right Choice Ranch&#034; by building an ostrich pen for them, and Catalina (the latina hotel maid) chips in and helps out. Earl&#039;s ex-wife Joy shows up and insults Catalina, who immediately starts spouting off some Spanish. Joy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Punishing Wood</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 05:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why was the firewood punished? A: Because it was knotty, of course.]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Catching Rabbits</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him! And for the follow-up joke . . . Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way &#8212; unique up on him!]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Brazilian Headline</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline read, &#034;12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed.&#034; She shook her head at the sad news and wiped away a tear. She then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, &#034;How many is a Brazilian?&#034;]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: How to Be Annoying Online</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/09/15/be-annoying-online/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 04:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I StumbledUpon this list yesterday at ChipRowe.com and simply had to post it. Based on my internet experience over the past ten years. I guarantee you that number seven works like a charm. I&#039;ve seen it hundreds of times. How to Be Annoying Online: Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Cheap Dry Cleaning</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/09/01/cheap-dry-cleaning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#034;Don&#039;t spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They&#039;ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.&#034; - Billiam Coronel]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Monkeys</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 18:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s two-for-one day today on this Thilly Thursday! Here&#039;s the second joke: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the tree fall down? Because he thought it was a game. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Two Sausages</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 15:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s two-for-one day today on this Thilly Thursday! Here&#039;s the first joke: Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One sausage turns to the other sausage and exclaims: &#034;Man, its getting hot in here!&#034; The other sausage replies: &#034;Holy cow! A talking sausage!&#034;]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Noodles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#039;s a quick pun I came up with on my own at work yesterday . . . Someone at work had prepared a package of noodles. You know those packages of noodles? Ramen Noodles? I told her that it was understandable that she chose them. After all, Everybody Love Ramen! Yeah, yeah . . . [...]]]></description>
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