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		<title>Pants on the Ground</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2010/01/20/pants-on-the-ground/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Less than a week after Pants on the Ground made its debut on national television on the January 13 episode of American Idol, the song has exploded.
That same night, USA Today revealed that Larry Platt was a long time civil rights advocate. The following day, Jimmy Fallon performed the song in the style of Neil [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hole in the Wall</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/08/31/hole-in-the-wall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the success of MXC and then Wipeout, we&#039;re seeing a rash of Japanese game imports coming to the U.S.
I&#039;m not sure about the rules exactly, but it really does seem straightfoward. The contestant stands at the end of a runway in front of a pit of water. A large wall with a certain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My 2008 Academy Awards Prediction Results</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/25/academy-awards-predictions-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And the winners are . . . 
Yet again, I made my annual Oscars predictions and joined many contests.
Three years ago I correctly guessed 13 categories and two years ago I guessed 14 correctly. (Last year I got lazy.) This year, I didn&#039;t take very much time making my picks, and obviously the results show. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Cars.com &#8211; Plan B: Witch Doctor</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-carscom-witch-doctor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A car salesman congratulates a man on how much he already knew about the car. The man admits that he used cars.com&#039;s consumer reviews and dealer locator to help himself instead of using Plan B.
The car salesman asks what Plan B was, and the man explains that he was going to have a witch doctor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Doritos &#8211; Mouse Trap</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-doritos-mouse-trap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Set to Habanera from Bizet&#039;s opera Carmen, a man arrives in his apartment, opens a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, and puts a small corner of a Dorito on a mouse trap.
After placing the mousetrap in front of a small mouse hole, he pulls up a chair and waits.
As soon as the man puts his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Planters &#8211; Unibrow</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A homely woman with a unibrow, large mole, big teeth, hair clips, and frumpy fashion sense is fawned over by countless men as Frankie Valli&#039;s Can&#039;t Take My Eyes off of You plays in the background.
A tall, handsome man in an elevator gives her a look. Another admirer walks through a glass door as he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Toyota &#8211; More Refined</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-toyota-badgers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An unsuspecting man is pushed into a car containing sleeping badgers that, &#034;if awakened, they&#039;d gnaw his face off. &#034;
The people who pushed him into the car begin to fire cannons off outside the car, but nothing can be heard inside the car: Lucky for him, that car is the Toyota Corolla, which keeps the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Tide &#8211; My Talking Stain</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A job interviewer asks a candidate to talk about himself. As he begins talking, a second voice speaking gibberish cancels out anything the man says. It&#039;s clear that the voice is coming from the stain on the man&#039;s dress shirt.
The man talks about his organizational skills, his ability to work well in groups, and his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Cars.com &#8211; Plan B: Circle of Death</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-carscom-glondor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man shopping for a car explains to the car salesman that he did all his research on his cell phone with cars.com. He said it was that, or &#034;Plan B&#034;.
The salesman asked what Plan B was, and the guy explains, &#034;Oh, I was gonna have you fight Glondor in a stone circle death match.&#034;
We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: FedEx &#8211; Carrier Pigeons</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An office worker impresses his boss by showing him how he was shipping all the company&#039;s packages via carrier pigeons equipped with GPS tracking and night vision sensors.
For the large packages, however, he used giant pigeons and robes that almost immediately broke and dropped the packages right into the street, crushing cars. The pigeons then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light &#8211; Wine and Cheese Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this commercial, a guy shows up with his girlfriend at a wine and cheese party. He is carrying a huge piece of cheese &#8212; probably a foot tall and almost as wide.
He takes the cheese into the kitchen, where most of the men are hanging out. As a guy comments on the size of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Diet Pepsi Max &#8211; Nod</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-diet-pepsi-max/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This ad starts out with Troy Aikman discussing football as Joe Buck starts dozing off, with his head nodding as he falls out of consciousness a couple times. Haddaway&#039;s What is Love? starts playing.
We then see various people nodding off: A guy with a combover at a diner, office workers, valets, cowboys, and nominees for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Audi &#8211; Godfather</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For this ad, Audi reworks the classic &#034;horse head in the bed&#034; scene to sell their cars.
As the commercial opens, we see an exterior shot of a house followed by a pan in on Moe Greene (played by Alex Rocco) sleeping in bed. Just like in The Godfather, we see him stir and notice the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Idol&#039;s Worst Auditions</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/01/17/american-idol-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[American Idol 7 started up this week, bringing us two episodes full of hilarious and frightening auditions. As usual, Idle Idols is blogging the funniest and most entertaining auditions.
We&#039;ve only had two episodes thus far, but don&#039;t miss articles on the female linebacker, the crazed, hyper glitter woman, a song from a Paula Abdul stalker, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wal-Mart&#039;s Anti-Family Family Commercial</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/11/15/walmart-anti-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While watching television this week, I was surprised by the conflicting views in a Wal-Mart commercial. Wal-Mart shows the twisted way in which they view &#034;family togetherness.&#034;
In the commercial, the mother of a family of six discusses her family and a deal she found at Wal-Mart:
You know what I love about Wal-Mart?
They know how to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NBC&#039;s Green Week Disappoints</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/11/10/nbc-green-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when you thought network TV was about as low as it could get, Hollywood&#039;s ineffective and misdirected attempts to push environmental issues this week brought network television to a new low.
NBC celebrated &#034;Green Week&#034; this week. It was one of the oddest campaigns or ratings stunts of television history, all under the motto &#034;Green [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does My Name Is Earl Disgust You?</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/10/26/earl-spanish-bathroom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was another bit of Spanish in this week&#039;s episode of My Name Is Earl, Frank&#039;s Girl. Throughout the episode, Joy and Catalina get into a war over . . . pooing themselves, of all things.
After Joy exacts her revenge on Catalina and takes a picture of the result, Catalina pops her head outside of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Name Is Earl&#039;s Spanish and Japanese Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Name Is Earl has done it again. Previously, we have seen several Spanish-language jokes that break the fourth wall, and now they&#039;re expanding their efforts to Japanese.
In this week&#039;s episode, The Frank Factor, we see the origins of the various characters before they all end up together. As Catalina has freshly landed in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chuck Has the Secrets to Lost</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the second episode of NBC&#039;s new series Chuck, there was a rare cross-network reference.
The basic plot of the show is that Chuck accidentally &#034;downloaded&#034; all of the United States government&#039;s secrets into his brain via a government program designed for exactly this purpose. When Chuck sees a seemingly harmless picture from this program, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grating Ratings: Minor Simpsons Characters</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/29/minor-simpsons-characters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the Simpsons Movie out now, I might as well toss in something movie-related. Here are a small assortment of some minor characters from The Simpsons:

Barney Gumble: B Barney is the town drunk who makes Homer look sober. He has a good line now and then but rarely carries a scene. Favorite line: &#034;Aaah! Natural [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grating Ratings: Scooby Doo Guest Stars</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/29/scooby-doo-guests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 04:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why and how Scooby Doo got so many guest stars is beyond me. Just to clarify: Technically, the show in question here is The New Scooby-Doo Movies. Here are five guests who appeared on Scooby Doo:

Batman and Robin: D When you&#039;re bringing on other fictional characters from another television series, you know you&#039;re scraping the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grating Ratings: Minor Seinfeld Characters</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/28/minor-seinfeld-characters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which minor Seinfeld characters do you enjoy? I left Newman out because he appeared in 47 episodes. That&#039;s a step beyond minor, in my book.

George Steinbrenner: C- George Costanza could never get Steinbrenner to fire him. Steinbrenner&#039;s face is never seen on the show. Larry David did his voice, so there&#039;s an extra point right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grating Ratings: The Three Stooges</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 21:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are two types of people in the world: Moe people, Larry people, Curly people, and people who can&#039;t count very well.

Moe: A- The leader, the (relatively) smart one, and the bully. Viewers always wanted to smack the sense into Larry and Curly, and Moe&#039;s the one who did it.
Larry: B Larry always seemed like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Simpsons&#039; Home State Announced</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/10/the-simpsons-home-state-announced/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Springfield, Vermont has been announced the Simpsons&#039; home state in a vote organized by USA Today. It will host the official premiere for The Simpsons Movie on July 21.
The Simpsons&#039; mystery home state has long been a running gag in the series. For instance, Marge once gave their address over the phone as &#034;742 Evergreen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Wins Hot Dog Eating Contest!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[America owns gluttony again!
In 2006, there was speculation that Joey &#034;Jaws&#034; Chestnut had a chance to beat Takeru &#034;Tsunami&#034; Kobayashi, who is the man when it comes to eating competitions. After all, Chestnut was the first American to break the 50 HDB (hot dog and bun) mark in 12 minutes. Chestnut ate 52 HDBs but [...]]]></description>
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