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		<title>Sunday&#039;s Site: Idle Idols</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[American Idol 6 is premiering on Tuesday, January 16, so naturally this Sunday&#039;s Site is Idle Idols, the web&#039;s home of the funniest American Idol auditions. Idle Idols doesn&#039;t care about the winners and good singers. Idle Idols cares only about the William Hungs of this world. I know it and you know it: American [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last Planet Standing: Pluto Voted off Reality Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Planet Standing On the most recent installment of Last Planet Standing, Pluto was voted off the solar system. Each week, viewers watch host Sol Helios and his sunny personality as he introduces us to footage from the previous week. We get to watch the planets as they are forced to live together in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gidol</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 04:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of the Numa Numa Dance, many have new-found desires to create their own lipsynching video for the internet . . . and many have. Many. Now, there&#039;s a site not only for these videos to find a home, but for the videos to battle it out to the bloody death until only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Idol Interview: Crazy Dave Hoover</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/20/crazy-dave-hoover-interview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. Crazy Dave Hoover Crazy Dave Hoover, a.k.a. Mr. Dubious of American Idol 5 fame stopped by The Smarmy Carny to answer a few questions. Crazy Dave is the contestant who jumped around and screamed like a spaz and actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Idol Interview: Ryan Hart</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 08:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. Ryan Hart Ryan Hart of American Idol 5 fame stopped by The Smarmy Carny to chat for a while. Ryan is the American Idol contestant who screamed his song at Simon, Paula, and Randy. Of course, when your song [...]]]></description>
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		<title>William Hung on Arrested Development Finale</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/09/william-hung-arrested-development/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. According to IdolOnFox.com, William Hung will appear on Arrested Development&#039;s finale. IdolOnFox.com offers a video of William Hung as well. As if Arrested Development weren&#039;t a great enough show already, there&#039;s just one more reason to tune in! PS: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Dave Hoover Booted from American Idol</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/09/american-idol-5-dave-hoover/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 22:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. On the first post-audition, Hollywood episode of American Idol 5, the contestants performed for the judges, including Crazy Dave Hoover. If you&#039;ll remember, Crazy Dave showed up in the first episode of American Idol 5 (see video of Crazy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Seven</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/08/american-idol-5-auditions-pt7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The seventh episode took place in Boston. A few more wacky auditions from the Bostonian freaks trying to get onto American Idol 5. Here is the list of the most interesting auditions from this American Idol 5 audition episode: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Six</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/02/american-idol-5-auditions-pt6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 06:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The sixth episode took place in Austin. More wacky auditions from the freaks trying to get onto American Idol 5 any way they can. Of interest was a group of zombies wandering around outside near the lines. Where did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Five</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/01/american-idol-5-auditions-pt5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The fifth episode of American Idol 5 brought us auditions from Las Vegas. Of course, the usual assortment of freaks showed up. Here is the list of the most interesting auditions from this American Idol 5 audition episode: Erica [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Four</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/26/american-idol-5-auditions-pt4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 08:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. American Idol 5 auditions continued tonight, showing yet another bunch of freaks trying out in San Francisco. Here is the list of the most interesting auditions from this fourth American Idol 5 audition episode: Deborah Dawn Tilley #33254 &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Three</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/25/american-idol-5-auditions-pt3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. My usual disclaimer: The only episodes of American Idol that I watch are the audition episodes. Why? Because watching people sing is less-than-enthralling for me. What I do enjoy, however, is watching people not sing for judges. Even in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crystal Parizanski</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 16:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. Crystal Parizanski Thanks to the first week of American Idol auditions, this Saturday&#039;s Simpleton is Crystal Parizanski. Crystal Parizanski was, I think, going for the Britney Spears look, but with a &#034;make-up tan,&#034; it wasn&#039;t going to cut it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Two</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 03:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. My usual disclaimer: The only episodes of American Idol that I watch are the audition episodes. Why? Because watching people sing is less-than-enthralling for me. What I do enjoy, however, is watching people not sing for judges. Even in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part One</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/17/american-idol-5-auditions-pt1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The fifth installment of American Idol premiered tonight, showing a slew of singers trying out in Chicago. OK, here&#039;s the list of interesting auditions from the first episode: Crystal Parizanski #4358 &#8212; Watch Crystal&#039;s audition! Crystal was, I think, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Numa Numa Dance Meets American Idol</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/04/05/numa-numa-american-idol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2005 16:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Want more Numa Numa Dance? Check out this crossover with American Idol.]]></description>
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		<title>The Roach Is Not Hung</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 00:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The only episodes of American Idol that I watch (or half-watch, to be accurate) are the audition episodes. Psychodiva Mary Roche (aka Mary Guilbeaux and sometimes written &#034;Mary Roche&#034;) was the final contestant shown on last night&#039;s show. Basically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wanted: Escape Hatch for Survivors</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember: when you win a million dollars in front of 59 million people on the most popular reality show of all time, you might not try to keep that money a secret. If anyone is paying attention, it's the IRS. The world may never know how many dollars it takes to get to the tax fraud center of a Survivor Pop.]]></description>
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