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		<title>High-Five Hollywood</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The High-Five Guys hit Hollywood and published a video featuring Robert Downey Jr., Tim Meadows, Mary Steenburgen, Ryan Seacrest, Milo Ventimiglia, Will Ferrell, and others. HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD! from Will Ferrell Great job, guys. You really deserve a . . . pat on the back, or some other form of congratulations.]]></description>
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		<title>Got an Idea? Google&#039;s Giving Away $10 Million</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/09/24/project-10-to-the-100th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Google is giving away $10 Million through Project 10100 (pronounced as &#034;Project 10 to the 100th&#034;). The money will go to fund between one and five ideas that will help humanity in a great way. The guidelines are extremely loose for this project: They would prefer submissions in one of the following eight categories: Community, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>23,000 Big Macs in 36 Years</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/09/12/don-gorske/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On May 17, 1972, Don Gorske ate a Big Mac. &#034;No big deal,&#034; you might say, but Gorske never stopped. In that first month in 1972, he ate 265 Big Macs. Due to his obsessive-compulsive disorder, Gorske continued eating Big Macs every day. In fact, Gorske has had less than 10 Big Mac-less days in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hole in the Wall</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the success of MXC and then Wipeout, we&#039;re seeing a rash of Japanese game imports coming to the U.S. I&#039;m not sure about the rules exactly, but it really does seem straightfoward. The contestant stands at the end of a runway in front of a pit of water. A large wall with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>True Story Video</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/08/20/true-story-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Billy Reid of Very Tasteful puts out consistently catchy songs on his website. One of his latest tracks, and True Story is no exception. The video for this song is one of those &#034;photograph&#034; videos. It&#039;s missing the &#034;photograph-turned-to-video&#034; element, but still worth watching. He also released a video of Swim Now, a song based [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Cars.com &#8211; Plan B: Witch Doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A car salesman congratulates a man on how much he already knew about the car. The man admits that he used cars.com&#039;s consumer reviews and dealer locator to help himself instead of using Plan B. The car salesman asks what Plan B was, and the man explains that he was going to have a witch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Doritos &#8211; Mouse Trap</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Set to Habanera from Bizet&#039;s opera Carmen, a man arrives in his apartment, opens a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, and puts a small corner of a Dorito on a mouse trap. After placing the mousetrap in front of a small mouse hole, he pulls up a chair and waits. As soon as the man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Planters &#8211; Unibrow</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A homely woman with a unibrow, large mole, big teeth, hair clips, and frumpy fashion sense is fawned over by countless men as Frankie Valli&#039;s Can&#039;t Take My Eyes off of You plays in the background. A tall, handsome man in an elevator gives her a look. Another admirer walks through a glass door as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Toyota &#8211; More Refined</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An unsuspecting man is pushed into a car containing sleeping badgers that, &#034;if awakened, they&#039;d gnaw his face off. &#034; The people who pushed him into the car begin to fire cannons off outside the car, but nothing can be heard inside the car: Lucky for him, that car is the Toyota Corolla, which keeps [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Tide &#8211; My Talking Stain</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A job interviewer asks a candidate to talk about himself. As he begins talking, a second voice speaking gibberish cancels out anything the man says. It&#039;s clear that the voice is coming from the stain on the man&#039;s dress shirt. The man talks about his organizational skills, his ability to work well in groups, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Cars.com &#8211; Plan B: Circle of Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man shopping for a car explains to the car salesman that he did all his research on his cell phone with cars.com. He said it was that, or &#034;Plan B&#034;. The salesman asked what Plan B was, and the guy explains, &#034;Oh, I was gonna have you fight Glondor in a stone circle death [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: FedEx &#8211; Carrier Pigeons</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An office worker impresses his boss by showing him how he was shipping all the company&#039;s packages via carrier pigeons equipped with GPS tracking and night vision sensors. For the large packages, however, he used giant pigeons and robes that almost immediately broke and dropped the packages right into the street, crushing cars. The pigeons [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light &#8211; Wine and Cheese Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this commercial, a guy shows up with his girlfriend at a wine and cheese party. He is carrying a huge piece of cheese &#8212; probably a foot tall and almost as wide. He takes the cheese into the kitchen, where most of the men are hanging out. As a guy comments on the size [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Diet Pepsi Max &#8211; Nod</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This ad starts out with Troy Aikman discussing football as Joe Buck starts dozing off, with his head nodding as he falls out of consciousness a couple times. Haddaway&#039;s What is Love? starts playing. We then see various people nodding off: A guy with a combover at a diner, office workers, valets, cowboys, and nominees [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Audi &#8211; Godfather</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2008/02/03/super-bowl-commercial-audi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For this ad, Audi reworks the classic &#034;horse head in the bed&#034; scene to sell their cars. As the commercial opens, we see an exterior shot of a house followed by a pan in on Moe Greene (played by Alex Rocco) sleeping in bed. Just like in The Godfather, we see him stir and notice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee in a new YouTube campaign video. In this video, &#034;Chuck Norris Approved,&#034; Huckabee gives several Chuck Norris facts and Norris gives various Huckabee facts. The video calls the mash up &#034;HuckChuckFacts.&#034; Take a look. Of course, in order to understand this video, you&#039;d have to be familiar with the various [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Smarmy Carny&#039;s Blogathon Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the Blogathon starts tomorrow, Saturday July 28, 2007, I worked for a few days on a 60 second commercial for the site. The quality isn&#039;t as great as I&#039;d prefer, but it&#039;s time to call it finished: As some of you can tell, I relied on some good old Electric Company techniques. I&#039;m no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Simpsons&#039; Home State Announced</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Springfield, Vermont has been announced the Simpsons&#039; home state in a vote organized by USA Today. It will host the official premiere for The Simpsons Movie on July 21. The Simpsons&#039; mystery home state has long been a running gag in the series. For instance, Marge once gave their address over the phone as &#034;742 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do You Love the Sasquatch?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you love the sasquatch? The correct answer is: &#034;Oh yeah.&#034; This video is for a song titled &#034;Forest Ninja (I Love the Sasquatch)&#034; by VeryTasteful.com. It&#039;s all about the life of the sasquatch. Would he pay you back if he borrowed money? Has he ever used a car? These questions and more are answered! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light &#8211; Hitchhiker</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and a woman are driving on a dark, foggy night when they come across a creepy looking hitchhiker with a case of beer and an axe. The man focuses solely on the beer, but the woman is understandably concerned with the axe. After the hitchhiker claims that the axe is a bottle opener, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: FedEx &#8211; Names</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you convince American that your product, FedEx Ground, is faster than it sounds? By teaching them that you can&#039;t judge something just by its name. We see Joel complaining about FedEx Ground sounding slow. His bosses tell him that it is faster than it sounds. They get other workers in the room to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Emerald Nuts &#8211; Robert Goulet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This commercial&#039;s narration says it all: Around 3 pm, when your blood sugar and energy are low, some say Robert Goulet appears and messes with your stuff. During the narration, we see Robert Goulet shimmy down a rope into on man&#039;s office and begin to wreak havoc. Robert Goulet eats the worker&#039;s Post-It Note, shreds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: CareerBuilder.com &#8211; Promotion Pit</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/02/04/super-bowl-commercial-careerbuilder-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Office workers are stuck in the &#034;Promotion Pit&#034; as the executives sit high above to watch a mass fight to the death for the promotion. Of interest during this commercial are the various armor and weapons created from common office supplies: Helmets made from binders and hollow monitors; breastplates made from fan covers; shields made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: E-Trade &#8211; Bank Robbery</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This E-Trade commercial replays the typical bank robbery scene we&#039;ve all seen dozens of times before &#8212; except this time, the bank is robbing the customers. The bank manager instructs the customers to get on the floor as he and the other employees all put on farmyard animal masks. The narrator asks, &#034;Getting robbed by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Commercial: Bud Light &#8211; Slapping</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s right, the fist bump is out. A guy buys his buds a beer and tries to give them a fist bump, the current alternative to the handshake. His friend tells him that the fist bump is out, and the face slap is now in. We then see a long series of people face slapping [...]]]></description>
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