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		<title>Digital Connectors: Jeremy and Justin Smith</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Economy Corporation&#039;s Digital Connectors program has young people helping their community through technology. Here are two brothers who worked in the program: Jeremy and Justin Smith have enjoyed working with computers for years. Now the 16-year-old twins from south Chicago are learning enough to teach others – thanks to One Economy’s Digital Connectors program. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crayola Tells Visitors to Stick It</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Crayola Factory in Easton, PA used to give out bracelets to visitors as they entered. To save money, they started giving out stickers instead, which makes sense. What happened, however, is that one customer left the factory and realized they were wearing a sticker they no longer wanted or needed. So, instead of throwing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Transformers Trailer Now Live!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 00:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More than meets the eye At long last, the trailer for the live-action Transformers movie is available for viewing at Yahoo! Movies. The trailer is available in WMP and Quicktime formats, including high definition Quicktime formats. This trailer gives us glimpses of a few transformers, including Optimus Prime and Bumblebee. Die hard Transformers fans have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy National Toasted Marshmallow Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 16:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cross the beams to toast this one Today is National Toasted Marshmallow Day. All across the nation, Americans of all ages are toasting up these sweet treats. It&#039;s no coincidence that this holiday falls in late August, when starting up a campfire and enjoying a toasted marshmallow seems like the natural thing to do. Rumor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>15 Things I Learned at Blogathon 2006</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 13:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just as I posted precisely at 09:00 EST on Saturday morning, I end the Blogathon by posting precisely at 09:00 EST on Sunday morning. Total blog posts: 53. (This is an odd coincidence, considering this blog was originally named &#034;53 Things To Do in Zero Gravity.&#034;) But what has the Blogathon taught me? You can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogathon 2007?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Will you do Blogathon again next year? A: At this very moment, I would have to say that I will not do Blogathon next year. If I were a single college guy, it&#039;d be great and I&#039;d love to do it every year. Physically, I am up for the task. Sure, my neck and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Blue&#039;s Clues</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ryan meets Joe 4-year-old Ryan wished to meet Joe from Blue&#039;s Clues and have a Blue&#039;s Clues party. Donovan Patton (&#034;Joe&#034;) was more than willing to help out the cause. Ryan and his family got a limo ride to the Hilton Garden Inn, where 79 friends and family were waiting to celebrate Ryan&#039;s 5th birthday. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Hawaii in a Hammock</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Willie&#039;s hammock 10-year-old Willie wished to take a nap on a hammock between two palm trees on the beach in Hawaii. Willie was flown to Hawaii, where he and his family were met by lei greeters. They spent seven days in Hawaii, enjoying the sights. As part of their activities, they took a snorkeling cruise. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Hockey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 08:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cameron leaves the ice 6-year-old Cameron wished to be a player for the Los Angeles Kings. The L.A. Kings had no problem with helping grant Cameron&#039;s wish. Cameron got a limo ride to meet up with Ian Laperriere at the Kings&#039; training center. Cameron put on his full hockey gear, including an official L.A. Kings [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Cartoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 07:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moky Varlet 15-year-old Amy wished to be an animated character in a Disney cartoon. The makers of Dave the Barbarian were glad to help make this wish a reality. Amy sent in a picture of herself, and the animation team got to work. The day Amy arrived at the Disney studios, she got a full [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Pickles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 05:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen works the line 7-year-old Stephen wished to be a worker in a pickle factory. You see, Stephen loves pickles. He could eat more than a jar a day if allowed. He even freezes the juice left in the jar to make &#034;pickle pops!&#034; B&#038;G Foods Inc. helped grant Stephen&#039;s wish. Stephen was flown to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Action Figure</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Razor 11-year-old Jeff wished to have his own action figure designed and created. The ReSaurus Toy Company jumped in to help Jeff bring his action figure to the stores. Jeff submitted his designs and then later visited ReSaurus HQ to supervise the final design, creation, and production of Razor. Here&#039;s his story: According to Razor&#039;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Ben&#039;s Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 00:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#039;s another wish for the video game buffs! 9-year-old Ben wished to design a video game to help kids with cancer fight back and relieve the pain and stress of cancer treatment. Eric Johnston of LucasArts helped Ben achieve his dream. Eric not only created Ben&#039;s Game, but he involved Ben in every step of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Superhero</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 23:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Star talks with the mayor 6-year-old Aubrey wished to be a superhero for a day. Aubrey got her wish over a two day span. Aubrey found out that someone had stolen the golden star from the state seal in the Idaho Historical Museum. Audrey slipped into her superhero outfit and was transformed into Star. She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: Chairman of Nintendo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 21:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gregory as chairman Here&#039;s a wish that should be appreciated by video game buffs everywhere. Gregory, a 10-year-old in western New York, wished to be chairman of Nintendo for a day. Gregory was flown to Seattle and dressed in a gray power suit. (See the picture for his fancy threads.) When he arrived at Nintendo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish: The Dinosaur</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meaty and Zack(Zack&#039;s on the right) Zack&#039;s wish was a fairly common one for a 6-year-old boy. He wanted to have a dinosaur. In particular, he wanted a 130-pound Tyrannosaurus Rex like the one he had seen during Carnegie Museum&#039;s DinoMite Days. Make-A-Wish® partnered with the Pittsburgh Zoo to help grant this wish. Zack woke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Break from Blogging</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just took a 10 minute break to get out of this computer chair, get outside, and spend time with one of my sons. Immediately after posting my Orange County Choppers post, I bolted to my room to change into something appropriate for wearing in public. I then ran to the backyard and we played [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make-A-Wish Beginnings: Chris Greicius</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 15:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris Greicius In 1980, 7-year-old Christopher James Greicius had a wish. He wanted to be a police officer. In April of 1980, that wish came true. Chris was diagnosed with a terminal illness, and as his condition worsened, his mother Linda decided to help grant his wish before he ended up back in the hospital [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen Hawking to Write Kids&#039; Book</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/06/16/hawking-kids-book/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 19:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See Dick run. See Jane run. See Spot explaining the theoretical physics behind black holes and time travel. That&#039;s right &#8212; Stephen Hawking is slated to write a tehoretical physics book with his daughter aimed at children. Of course, the planned children&#039;s books will not be a straight, dry telling of the facts, but his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inaudible Ringtone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#039;s a ringtone floating around the internet specifically for teenagers. Is it the latest Billboard Top 100 hit? No. Is it the Ask a Ninja ringtone? No. Is it a ringtone that kids can hear, but older adults cannot hear? Absolutely! The ringtone, assuming you can hear it, is awfully annoying. The recent usage of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Television Tuesday: Lost Action Figures &amp; Video Game</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/05/30/lost-dolls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Charlie Action Figure Mcfarlane Toys announced that they will be making Lost action figures, currently due out in November 2006. The company plans on releasing a few characters at a time in multiple series, including deceased characters. Each character will also come with a small prop (e.g. Kate comes with the toy plane). As [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Even Brighter Cereal?</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/05/27/brighter-cereal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 20:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently bought a box of my all-time favorite cereal, ::amazon(&#034;B0004M01H6&#034;, &#034;Fruity Pebbles&#034;)::. The box was labeled &#034;Now Bronto-Bright,&#034; as if this were the best reason ever to purchase cereal. Don&#039;t get me wrong &#8212; I love Fruity Pebbles. I believe it&#039;s the reason that God created rice . . . God knows there aren&#039;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Girls End Women&#039;s Suffrage</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/26/end-womens-suffrage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will Albino, a senior at Wilmington&#039;s Catholic all-boy Salesianum School, asked female students at Wilmington&#039;s Catholic all-girl Padua Academy to sign a petition to end ::wikipedia(&#034;Women&#039;s suffrage&#034;, &#034;women´s suffrage&#034;):: . . . and all to a They Might Be Giants tune! This prank was originally performed on The Man Show in 1999 and successfully repeated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Easter Bunny Hates You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That wascawwy wabbit! This is a few days too late . . . sort of. Really, the video applies to every day of the year except Easter. What does the Easter Bunny do the other 364 days of the year? Watch this video (below) and find out. Perhaps it&#039;s particularly entertaining that I have taught [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Monday: Happy Feet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I popped in the ::amazon(&#034;B000BI5KV0&#034;, &#034;March of the Penguins&#034;):: DVD, a teaser for Happy Feet played. The Baby Mumble teaser merely showed a baby penguin (Mumble) happily tap dancing to ::amazon(&#034;B00006JSS8&#034;, &#034;Stevie Wonder´s I Wish&#034;)::. Happy Feet is clearly a children&#039;s movie, however the music and fun of the trailers points to the fact [...]]]></description>
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