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		<title>Pants on the Ground</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Less than a week after Pants on the Ground made its debut on national television on the January 13 episode of American Idol, the song has exploded. That same night, USA Today revealed that Larry Platt was a long time civil rights advocate. The following day, Jimmy Fallon performed the song in the style of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 2008 Olympics Rant</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#039;s talk summer Olympics, shall we? As with most people, I enjoy when the Olympics are on, because it gives you the chance to watch all sorts of . And let&#039;s face it &#8212; this isn&#039;t the 70s, when the Olympics took up &#034;all three&#034; channels for the entire day. You don&#039;t have to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee in a new YouTube campaign video. In this video, &#034;Chuck Norris Approved,&#034; Huckabee gives several Chuck Norris facts and Norris gives various Huckabee facts. The video calls the mash up &#034;HuckChuckFacts.&#034; Take a look. Of course, in order to understand this video, you&#039;d have to be familiar with the various [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NBC&#039;s Green Week Disappoints</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/11/10/nbc-green-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when you thought network TV was about as low as it could get, Hollywood&#039;s ineffective and misdirected attempts to push environmental issues this week brought network television to a new low. NBC celebrated &#034;Green Week&#034; this week. It was one of the oddest campaigns or ratings stunts of television history, all under the motto [...]]]></description>
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		<title>15 Things I Learned During Blogathon 2007</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/29/blogathon07-15-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just 30 minutes left of the 24-hour Blogathon event! The world outside is waking up again, and I&#039;m getting ready to crash land into my bed. I did this last year, and I thought it was a fun idea, so I will impart with you fifteen things I learned over the last 24 hours. What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogathon Game: Blogathon 2008</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/29/blogathon-game-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#039;s another game up on the official Blogathon site: &#034;Are you gonna do this again next year? Yes/no why?&#034; Right about now, I think I will probably participate in Blogathon 2008 if everything works out well because I want to take a day to help support a charity. But then, last year, I gave a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogathon Interview with Novac</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/29/blogathon-interview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got the chance to participate in the &#034;Better Know a Blogger&#034; series for the official Blogathon site. Please, take a few short minutes to listen in on the Better Know a Blogger &#8212; Novac! interview. I shed a bit of light on my Blogathon history and the charity I&#039;ve chosen for this year. You&#039;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Digital Connectors: Jeremy and Justin Smith</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/29/jeremy-and-justin-smith/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Economy Corporation&#039;s Digital Connectors program has young people helping their community through technology. Here are two brothers who worked in the program: Jeremy and Justin Smith have enjoyed working with computers for years. Now the 16-year-old twins from south Chicago are learning enough to teach others – thanks to One Economy’s Digital Connectors program. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grating Ratings: Scooby Doo Guest Stars</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/29/scooby-doo-guests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 04:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why and how Scooby Doo got so many guest stars is beyond me. Just to clarify: Technically, the show in question here is The New Scooby-Doo Movies. Here are five guests who appeared on Scooby Doo: Batman and Robin: D When you&#039;re bringing on other fictional characters from another television series, you know you&#039;re scraping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Son Taunts Me</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/28/my-son-taunts-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am now officially convinced that 2-year-old my son was trying to taunt me tonight. I took him out of his high chair and he was a bit fussy. I sat back down at my computer desk with my son on my lap. Within twenty seconds, I saw this: I&#039;m a night owl, so this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweating Bullets: Brief Downtime</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/28/brief-downtime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[e-coffee Phwew, I was nervous for a few short minutes. The server my host has me on was a bit unresponsive for a bit. Normally, I&#039;d never notice because it was just a short blip, but since I&#039;m sitting here for 24 hours, I was certain to find this one. Hopefully it wasn&#039;t the Blogathon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogathon: 12 Down, 12 to Go</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/28/blogathon-halfway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We Blogathonners have just completed the first half of Blogathon! As a reward for making it halfway, I will take this hour off from posting a Grating Rating. Next hour&#039;s Grating Rating is Minor Seinfeld characters! I think it&#039;s time to get up and take a little walk . . . Blogathon Status Update: Hour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogathon Game: I Found A Picture of You</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/28/i-found-a-picture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 23:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The official Blogathon website is running a game currently, asking bloggers to post a self-portrait in whatever format. So, here&#039;s a very recent picture of me: No, really, I wasn&#039;t sleeping! I&#039;m staying awake the entire 24 hours! I really am!!!]]></description>
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		<title>Grating Ratings: Atari 2600 Games</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 17:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my mind, the Atari 2600 is the best video game console of all time. You either had a joystick or a paddle &#8212; both of which had just one button. Modern day consoles have nothing on the Atari 2600 with their 80-button, vibrating controllers and frequent crashes. The Atari 2600 blows these out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Digital Connectors</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 16:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another program that One Economy Corporation uses to reach low-income communities is Digital Connectors. Digital Connectors are young people, ages 14 to 21, who accelerate the use of technology in a region by providing training and support to members of their communities. Usually the program runs for up to eight weeks during summer vacation, though [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogathon 2007 Starts on July 28, 2007</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blogathon 2007 Starting Saturday, July 28, 2007, hundreds of blogs across the world will unite and blog continuously for 24 hours to help support various charities. Blogathon is an annual event where bloggers choose a charity (a 501(c)(3) organization) to support. Each blogger must post something every 30 minutes for the entire 24-hour period beginning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Simpsons&#039; Home State Announced</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/10/the-simpsons-home-state-announced/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Springfield, Vermont has been announced the Simpsons&#039; home state in a vote organized by USA Today. It will host the official premiere for The Simpsons Movie on July 21. The Simpsons&#039; mystery home state has long been a running gag in the series. For instance, Marge once gave their address over the phone as &#034;742 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Wins Hot Dog Eating Contest!</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/08/hot-dog-contest-2007/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[America owns gluttony again! In 2006, there was speculation that Joey &#034;Jaws&#034; Chestnut had a chance to beat Takeru &#034;Tsunami&#034; Kobayashi, who is the man when it comes to eating competitions. After all, Chestnut was the first American to break the 50 HDB (hot dog and bun) mark in 12 minutes. Chestnut ate 52 HDBs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crayola Tells Visitors to Stick It</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/04/06/crayola-stickers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Crayola Factory in Easton, PA used to give out bracelets to visitors as they entered. To save money, they started giving out stickers instead, which makes sense. What happened, however, is that one customer left the factory and realized they were wearing a sticker they no longer wanted or needed. So, instead of throwing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three Thirds at the Movies</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I was waiting for Blades of Glory to start in the theatre, three of the trailers were for &#034;third&#034; sequel movies: Shrek the Third Spider-Man 3 Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World&#039;s End Is the day of the lousy &#034;second sequel&#034; over? All three of these movies promise to be big hits this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Living in Wal-Mart</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/03/30/living-in-walmart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spring has returned, and you know what that means &#8212; time to start living in Wal-Mart again! In March 2006, the Des Moines Register reported that Skyler Bartels had spent part of his spring break living in a 24-hour Super Wal-Mart in Windsor Heights, Iowa. Of course, Wal-Mart offered all the products he needed to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do You Love the Sasquatch?</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/03/29/i-love-the-sasquatch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you love the sasquatch? The correct answer is: &#034;Oh yeah.&#034; This video is for a song titled &#034;Forest Ninja (I Love the Sasquatch)&#034; by VeryTasteful.com. It&#039;s all about the life of the sasquatch. Would he pay you back if he borrowed money? Has he ever used a car? These questions and more are answered! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Kirk</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, March 22, is Captain James T. Kirk&#039;s birthday. He will be born on this day in the year 2233. Roddenberry suggested in a book that Kirk was born in Iowa. In 1985, the town of Riverside, Iowa referring to the town as Kirk&#039;s birthplace. They later contacted Roddenberry and got official permission. Of course, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hiatus Is Over</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/03/21/oscar-contests-2007/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After posting just once in January, only during the Super Bowl in February, and updating the list of Oscar contests in March, a bit of blogging burn-out has kept things quiet around here, but never fear: The blogging action has returned! Since the posts have stopped in December 2006, a lot has happened that The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday&#039;s Site: Idle Idols</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[American Idol 6 is premiering on Tuesday, January 16, so naturally this Sunday&#039;s Site is Idle Idols, the web&#039;s home of the funniest American Idol auditions. Idle Idols doesn&#039;t care about the winners and good singers. Idle Idols cares only about the William Hungs of this world. I know it and you know it: American [...]]]></description>
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