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		<title>Pants on the Ground</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Less than a week after Pants on the Ground made its debut on national television on the January 13 episode of American Idol, the song has exploded. That same night, USA Today revealed that Larry Platt was a long time civil rights advocate. The following day, Jimmy Fallon performed the song in the style of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Living in Wal-Mart</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spring has returned, and you know what that means &#8212; time to start living in Wal-Mart again! In March 2006, the Des Moines Register reported that Skyler Bartels had spent part of his spring break living in a 24-hour Super Wal-Mart in Windsor Heights, Iowa. Of course, Wal-Mart offered all the products he needed to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do You Love the Sasquatch?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you love the sasquatch? The correct answer is: &#034;Oh yeah.&#034; This video is for a song titled &#034;Forest Ninja (I Love the Sasquatch)&#034; by VeryTasteful.com. It&#039;s all about the life of the sasquatch. Would he pay you back if he borrowed money? Has he ever used a car? These questions and more are answered! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday&#039;s Site: Idle Idols</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[American Idol 6 is premiering on Tuesday, January 16, so naturally this Sunday&#039;s Site is Idle Idols, the web&#039;s home of the funniest American Idol auditions. Idle Idols doesn&#039;t care about the winners and good singers. Idle Idols cares only about the William Hungs of this world. I know it and you know it: American [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Monday: School for Scoundrels</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 13:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thornton and Heder School for Scoundrels looks to be an entertaining comedy revolving around a loser-turned-romantic battling a teacher of romance. Roger (John Heder, best known as Napoleon Dynamite) is a down-on-his-luck loser who can&#039;t communicate properly with women. He has the ever-popular (and manly) job of NYC meter maid. Tired of being pushed around [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May 5 Is No Pants Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 08:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Pants Day! Forget Cinco de Mayo, it&#039;s No Pants Day! On the first Friday of every May, you owe it to yourself to experience the freedom of not wearing pants! Today is &#034;a day where everyone, be they students, respectable businessmen, or cherished community leaders, leave their pants behind.&#034; If you&#039;re a MySpace addict, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Girls End Women&#039;s Suffrage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will Albino, a senior at Wilmington&#039;s Catholic all-boy Salesianum School, asked female students at Wilmington&#039;s Catholic all-girl Padua Academy to sign a petition to end ::wikipedia(&#034;Women&#039;s suffrage&#034;, &#034;women´s suffrage&#034;):: . . . and all to a They Might Be Giants tune! This prank was originally performed on The Man Show in 1999 and successfully repeated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gidol</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/23/google-idol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 04:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of the Numa Numa Dance, many have new-found desires to create their own lipsynching video for the internet . . . and many have. Many. Now, there&#039;s a site not only for these videos to find a home, but for the videos to battle it out to the bloody death until only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Seven</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/08/american-idol-5-auditions-pt7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The seventh episode took place in Boston. A few more wacky auditions from the Bostonian freaks trying to get onto American Idol 5. Here is the list of the most interesting auditions from this American Idol 5 audition episode: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Six</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/02/american-idol-5-auditions-pt6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 06:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The sixth episode took place in Austin. More wacky auditions from the freaks trying to get onto American Idol 5 any way they can. Of interest was a group of zombies wandering around outside near the lines. Where did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Five</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/01/american-idol-5-auditions-pt5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The fifth episode of American Idol 5 brought us auditions from Las Vegas. Of course, the usual assortment of freaks showed up. Here is the list of the most interesting auditions from this American Idol 5 audition episode: Erica [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Four</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/26/american-idol-5-auditions-pt4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 08:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. American Idol 5 auditions continued tonight, showing yet another bunch of freaks trying out in San Francisco. Here is the list of the most interesting auditions from this fourth American Idol 5 audition episode: Deborah Dawn Tilley #33254 &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Three</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/25/american-idol-5-auditions-pt3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. My usual disclaimer: The only episodes of American Idol that I watch are the audition episodes. Why? Because watching people sing is less-than-enthralling for me. What I do enjoy, however, is watching people not sing for judges. Even in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part Two</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/18/american-idol-5-auditions-pt2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 03:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. My usual disclaimer: The only episodes of American Idol that I watch are the audition episodes. Why? Because watching people sing is less-than-enthralling for me. What I do enjoy, however, is watching people not sing for judges. Even in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny American Idol 5 Auditions, Part One</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/17/american-idol-5-auditions-pt1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The fifth installment of American Idol premiered tonight, showing a slew of singers trying out in Chicago. OK, here&#039;s the list of interesting auditions from the first episode: Crystal Parizanski #4358 &#8212; Watch Crystal&#039;s audition! Crystal was, I think, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foto Friday: True Hockey Fan</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/13/true-hockey-fan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goalie? Here&#039;s a picture of a true hockey fan! I just have to wonder if he got stuck playing goalie or what. See a larger version of this picture over at Break.com.]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Lightning Reaction</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/08/31/lightning-reaction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 02:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lightning Reaction I was browsing around Amishrobot and noticed an article regarding the game Lightning Reaction. Here&#039;s a synopsis of the game from Stupid.com: Here&#039;s how Lightning Reaction works &#8212; Anywhere from two to four people can play at once. You remove a handle from the base and get ready. When you press the button [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Sleeping Car Prank</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/08/10/car-prank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You simply must watch this prank some guys pull on their buddy who has fallen asleep during a car ride. There are several reasons why this week&#039;s video is so entertaining. First, this is the sort of prank we used to pull all the time. Second, the guy&#039;s expression is priceless! Third, I&#039;m tired of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is Rated PG . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2005 15:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is &#034;Rated PG for quirky situations, action and mild language.&#034; I saw this movie opening weekend and absolutely loved it. Burton was clearly the right choice to put this book on the big screen. And &#034;quirky situations&#034; is the understatement of the year. Several people have suggested that the &#034;quirky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Mom Turns 50</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/07/11/mom-turns-50/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 05:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother turns 50 years old today. <em>Fifty years</em>!
I guess that means I'm starting to get old, too, but I won't hit my milestone for another 11 months.
Well, time marches on. Hopefully, my mother will, too.]]></description>
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		<title>Army Fun</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/05/19/army-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 01:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's a fun little video titled "Is This the Way to Armadillo?", made by the boys in the Royal Dragoon Guards at the Al Faw base in Iraq.]]></description>
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