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		<title>Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee in a new YouTube campaign video. In this video, &#034;Chuck Norris Approved,&#034; Huckabee gives several Chuck Norris facts and Norris gives various Huckabee facts. The video calls the mash up &#034;HuckChuckFacts.&#034; Take a look. Of course, in order to understand this video, you&#039;d have to be familiar with the various [...]]]></description>
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		<title>15 Things I Learned During Blogathon 2007</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just 30 minutes left of the 24-hour Blogathon event! The world outside is waking up again, and I&#039;m getting ready to crash land into my bed. I did this last year, and I thought it was a fun idea, so I will impart with you fifteen things I learned over the last 24 hours. What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogathon Game: Blogathon 2008</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/29/blogathon-game-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#039;s another game up on the official Blogathon site: &#034;Are you gonna do this again next year? Yes/no why?&#034; Right about now, I think I will probably participate in Blogathon 2008 if everything works out well because I want to take a day to help support a charity. But then, last year, I gave a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Son Taunts Me</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/28/my-son-taunts-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am now officially convinced that 2-year-old my son was trying to taunt me tonight. I took him out of his high chair and he was a bit fussy. I sat back down at my computer desk with my son on my lap. Within twenty seconds, I saw this: I&#039;m a night owl, so this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweating Bullets: Brief Downtime</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/28/brief-downtime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[e-coffee Phwew, I was nervous for a few short minutes. The server my host has me on was a bit unresponsive for a bit. Normally, I&#039;d never notice because it was just a short blip, but since I&#039;m sitting here for 24 hours, I was certain to find this one. Hopefully it wasn&#039;t the Blogathon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogathon: 12 Down, 12 to Go</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/07/28/blogathon-halfway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We Blogathonners have just completed the first half of Blogathon! As a reward for making it halfway, I will take this hour off from posting a Grating Rating. Next hour&#039;s Grating Rating is Minor Seinfeld characters! I think it&#039;s time to get up and take a little walk . . . Blogathon Status Update: Hour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hiatus Is Over</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/03/21/oscar-contests-2007/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After posting just once in January, only during the Super Bowl in February, and updating the list of Oscar contests in March, a bit of blogging burn-out has kept things quiet around here, but never fear: The blogging action has returned! Since the posts have stopped in December 2006, a lot has happened that The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make a David Hasselhoff Paper Airplane</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/11/20/hasslehoff-airplane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#039;re bored and are looking for something to do, here&#039;s a quick 15-minute exercise to keep you busy: The Official David Hasselhoff Site of Worship has a David Hasselhoff paper airplane that you can print out, fold up, and fly to your heart&#039;s content. I wanted to make the David Hasselhoff paper airplane myself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Novac Is . . .</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/07/29/novac-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 14:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is part of one of the Blogathon 2006 &#034;I AM&#034; game. Here, I&#039;ve googled &#034;Novac is&#034; to find out what/who/how I am. Here are some results: NOVAC is a 501c3 organization, and all donations are tax deductible. [This one is funny, considering that I'm currently participating in Blogathon for a charity!] novac is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Novac&#039;s Run</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/06/08/big-three-oh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has been re-posted at Random Fodder, Novac&#039;s personal blog. Enter the Carousel. Enter the Carousel. This is the time of renewal. Logan&#039;s Run opened almost 30 years ago (6/23/76) about killing people off at 30. It&#039;s my turn to enter the carousel. I plan on watching Logan&#039;s Run this week, when I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Googlism</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/30/googlism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Googlism determines what Google thinks of a person, thing, place, or time. It then returns a list of who/what/when/where something is. For instance, you can search to see who Google thinks Novac is. Check out the results for Google&#039;s answer to &#034;Who is Novac?&#034; Novac is all that and much more Novac is very proud [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Name Decoder</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/03/14/name-decoder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has been re-posted at Random Fodder, Novac&#039;s personal blog. A great site to stop at is NameDecoder.com, which brings us the Cyborg, Monster, Sexy, and Gamer Name Decoders. (The Gamer Name Decoder isn&#039;t out yet, but it has been promised!) Unfortunately, there&#039;s not much else at the site, but these decoders and fast [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Idol Interview: Ryan Hart</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/10/ryan-hart-interview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 08:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. Ryan Hart Ryan Hart of American Idol 5 fame stopped by The Smarmy Carny to chat for a while. Ryan is the American Idol contestant who screamed his song at Simon, Paula, and Randy. Of course, when your song [...]]]></description>
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		<title>William Hung on Arrested Development Finale</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/09/william-hung-arrested-development/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. According to IdolOnFox.com, William Hung will appear on Arrested Development&#039;s finale. IdolOnFox.com offers a video of William Hung as well. As if Arrested Development weren&#039;t a great enough show already, there&#039;s just one more reason to tune in! PS: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Chuck Norris Facts</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/01/12/chuck-norris-facts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 03:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The original Chuck Norris facts are from an anonymous e-mail forward, and it&#039;s starting to balloon out of control. Heck, there&#039;s even a chucknorrisfacts.com now. The first 18 items in this list were written by Mike Fertig of Because the World Is Round. I would pontificate further, but I think I just saw Chuck Norris [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now Online: National Sex Offender Public Registry</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/07/25/nsopr-online/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 05:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The good news: The National Sex Offender Public Registry is now online. The bad news: The National Sex Offender Public Registry Web site is currently unavailable due to heavy demand. Please visit www.nsopr.gov again later or use the following list to search individual state&#039;s sex offender registry sites. The site has displayed this message every [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Not Guilty! . . . So What?</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/06/13/michael-jackson-innocent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 21:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Either way, I don't care what happens with Michael Jackson. I have always compared him with the problem child who always acts up to get attention. For a great song dedicated to Michael Jackson, give a listen to Ookla the  Mok's "F. People."]]></description>
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		<title>Tyson Goes Down</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/06/12/tyson-goes-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 20:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Tyson didn't do so well last night against McBride. Does this mark the end of Tyson's career? Can Tyson even afford to quit boxing?]]></description>
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		<title>Your Friendly Neighborhood Mike Tyson</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/06/03/spider-mike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 23:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tyson apparently approached a "suspicious-acting man" near his home recently and yelled at the man, asking him what he was doing. You'll never believe what Tyson told reporters.]]></description>
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		<title>Napoleon Dynamite vs. Fender</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/03/07/napdyn-vs-fender/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 15:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who's the better dancer: Napoleon Dynamite, or Fender (from the movie Robots)? You be the judge!]]></description>
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		<title>The Roach Is Not Hung</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/01/19/the-roach-is-not-hung/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 00:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article has been re-posted at Idle Idols, the site for the funniest American Idol auditions. The only episodes of American Idol that I watch (or half-watch, to be accurate) are the audition episodes. Psychodiva Mary Roche (aka Mary Guilbeaux and sometimes written &#034;Mary Roche&#034;) was the final contestant shown on last night&#039;s show. Basically [...]]]></description>
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