Digital Connectors

28 July 2007

Another program that One Economy Corporation uses to reach low-income communities is Digital Connectors.

Digital Connectors are young people, ages 14 to 21, who accelerate the use of technology in a region by providing training and support to members of their communities. Usually the program runs for up to eight weeks during summer vacation, though some programs vary from this schedule.

Since younger people have grown up around much more technology than the older generations, these young people are an obvious method for pushing technology awareness and education out. 150 Digital Connectors in 10 cities provided technology training and support to more than 3,000 families with an emphasis on basic computer and Internet use and guided instruction on the Beehive.

Digital Connectors are rewarded with stipends or personal computers in exchange for their services to their community.

Blogathon 2007 Starts on July 28, 2007

17 July 2007

Sponsor this blog!Blogathon 2007

Starting Saturday, July 28, 2007, hundreds of blogs across the world will unite and blog continuously for 24 hours to help support various charities.

Blogathon is an annual event where bloggers choose a charity (a 501(c)(3) organization) to support. Each blogger must post something every 30 minutes for the entire 24-hour period beginning on July 29, 2006, at 9:00 AM EST. In turn, anyone can sponsor a blog that is participating. A sponsorship is basically a pledge to donate money to that blog's charity. You know your money is safe because any money you pledge is given directly to the charity itself, not to the blogger or the Blogathon website.

The Smarmy Carny is participating in Blogathon for the second year. This time around, this blog will support a charity called One Economy Corporation. One Economy is a charity that helps close the technology gap for lower-income people. Their Bring IT Home campaign brought broadband internet access to 200,000 low-income people. They also run The Beehive, a website aimed at low-income families and individuals. To find out more about One Economy Corporation, head over to The Smarmy Carny's Blogathon page. Also be sure to read the blog during the Blogathon and find out much more detailed information on One Economy's efforts!

Want to learn more about how to sponsor this blog and what The Smarmy Carny has planned during the Blogathon? Check out the Blogathon page on this site. Interesting in participating in Blogathon as a blogger? Check out the official Blogathon website.

The Simpsons' Home State Announced

10 July 2007

Springfield, Vermont has been announced the Simpsons' home state in a vote organized by USA Today. It will host the official premiere for The Simpsons Movie on July 21.

The Simpsons' mystery home state has long been a running gag in the series. For instance, Marge once gave their address over the phone as "742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, Oh-hiya Maude, come on in!," leading the audience to falsely believe that Ohio was about to be named the home state.

According to some research posted on The Simpsons Archive, there are 71 Springfields in 36 states. Each of the following 14 Springfields submitted a video promoting their own Springfield as the home to The Simpsons:

  • Springfield, Colorado
  • Springfield, Florida
  • Springfield, Illinois
  • Springfield, Kentucky
  • Springfield, Louisiana
  • Springfield, Massachusetts
  • Springfield, Michigan
  • Springfield, Missouri
  • Springfield, Nebraska
  • Springfield, New Jersey
  • Springfield, Ohio
  • Springfield, Oregon
  • Springfield, Tennessee
  • Springfield, Vermont

See the promotional videos from each of these Springfields at USA Today. The other towns will be rewarded with screenings of The Simpsons Movie the night before the movie opens nationwide.

American Wins Hot Dog Eating Contest!

8 July 2007

America owns gluttony again!

In 2006, there was speculation that Joey "Jaws" Chestnut had a chance to beat Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi, who is the man when it comes to eating competitions. After all, Chestnut was the first American to break the 50 HDB (hot dog and bun) mark in 12 minutes. Chestnut ate 52 HDBs but still fell short in 2006, losing to Kobayashi by just 1¾ HDBs.

This year, however, the record was shattered yet again at the 2007 Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Championship. The record of 53¾ HDBs in 12 minutes was set last year by Kobayashi. It was decimated as Chestnut ate 66 HDBs in 12 minutes. That's an average of 5.5 HDBs each minute, or one hot dog every 11 seconds!

Kobayashi recently had a wisdom tooth removed, but still broke his own record by eating 63 HDBs. He said he'll be back next year for a rematch.

The top six eaters all broke their personal records this year. Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas upped her personal best and raised the women's record by downing 39 HDBs in 12 minutes.

Crayola Tells Visitors to Stick It

6 April 2007

The Crayola Factory in Easton, PA used to give out bracelets to visitors as they entered. To save money, they started giving out stickers instead, which makes sense.

What happened, however, is that one customer left the factory and realized they were wearing a sticker they no longer wanted or needed. So, instead of throwing it out, they decided to stick it on a nearby garbage can in front of neighboring stores. What one customer started, thousands of subsequent visitors followed up on. Today, stickers cover many of the garbage cans, parking meters, traffic signs, and even the columns in front of Easton's City Hall.

Who can blame a kid for wanting to save their sticker to add to the collection of hundreds, if not thousands, of stickers outside of the Crayola Factory? Once the large number of stickers are in place, putting a sticker up is not defacing property — it's adding to the community "art."

Some city leaders were bothered enough to tell Crayola to do something about the problem. Easton Councilman Carole Heffley complained about the stickers in a March city council meeting, and later that month, an Easton representative spoke with a Crayola representative about the problem. Crayola committed to placing large sticker boards near the exits so that visitors could have an acceptable place to put their stickers before they left.

Despite Crayola's attempts to help out, Easton council President Sandra Vulcano still wasn't happy. She wants Crayola employees to clear the stickers from the public areas and pay two employees to walk the surrounding area and police any children who might look like they are about to place a sticker on public property. As if these demands weren't enough, the city of Easton already has a 5% City of Easton Admissions Tax that is added to the cost to enter the Crayola Factory:

An admissions tax of 5% is due on a quarterly basis for all admissions collected in the City of Easton. In addition a $50 permit is required for year round establishments and a $25 permit for temporary venues. — Easton's official website

Perhaps the City of Easton should start ticketing small children and charging them $50 fines for placing these colorful stickers on already-covered garbage cans. Or maybe the center of town should include a large banner hanging from the Center Square Civil War Memorial that reads, "Visit the Crayola Factory, pay your 48 cent per person tax on admission there, and get the heck out of town." They'd rather have a sticker-free town than your business, apparently. Add Easton, PA to your list of towns not to move to.

Of course, I'm sure that Easton has normal people who don't mind the stickers and what they represent. Unfortunately, it's not their voices we're hearing.

Posted by Novac in All, Children, Fun, Mind-Boggling, People, Politics

Three Thirds at the Movies

3 April 2007

While I was waiting for Blades of Glory to start in the theatre, three of the trailers were for "third" sequel movies:

  • Shrek the Third
  • Spider-Man 3
  • Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End

Is the day of the lousy "second sequel" over? All three of these movies promise to be big hits this year.

Back in the day, even The Godfather couldn't put out a decent third movie. 2007 seems to have something different in store!

Living in Wal-Mart

30 March 2007

Spring has returned, and you know what that means — time to start living in Wal-Mart again!

In March 2006, the Des Moines Register reported that Skyler Bartels had spent part of his spring break living in a 24-hour Super Wal-Mart in Windsor Heights, Iowa. Of course, Wal-Mart offered all the products he needed to do it.

Bartels entered the store wearing jeans and a t-shirt and was equipped with only a phone, medication, ID, and a credit card. He bought anything else he needed during his 41-hour stay at Chateau WM. From Subway food to pre-packaged snacks to underwear to toothpaste, Bartels purchased everything he needed. What was missing, though? Bartels complained that he could not find a bed to use.

Bartels finally bailed early after 41 hours because he saw greeters pointing in his direction shortly before a managerial meeting was announced.

Now that we have spring break returning this year, will Wal-Marts across the nation experience law-abiding shut-ins?

Posted by Novac in All, Food, Fun, Goofballs, Health, People