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		<title>Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/11/20/norris-huckabee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee in a new YouTube campaign video. In this video, &#034;Chuck Norris Approved,&#034; Huckabee gives several Chuck Norris facts and Norris gives various Huckabee facts. The video calls the mash up &#034;HuckChuckFacts.&#034; Take a look. Of course, in order to understand this video, you&#039;d have to be familiar with the various [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NBC&#039;s Green Week Disappoints</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2007/11/10/nbc-green-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when you thought network TV was about as low as it could get, Hollywood&#039;s ineffective and misdirected attempts to push environmental issues this week brought network television to a new low. NBC celebrated &#034;Green Week&#034; this week. It was one of the oddest campaigns or ratings stunts of television history, all under the motto [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Power Blackouts</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/07/12/power-blackouts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Power Workers’ Union (an Ontario-based organization) started the &#034;A Better Energy Plan&#034; campaign this summer to warn the public that if coal was removed as a source of power, blackouts would become commonplace. The campaign included three commercials: &#034;Stoplights,&#034; &#034;Elevator,&#034; and &#034;Pub.&#034; The commercials aren&#039;t really astounding or anything, but &#034;Stoplights&#034; cracks me up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Casey Sheehan&#039;s Tombstone Arrives</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/05/29/sheehan-headstone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 12:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In April, I wrote about the fact that Casey Sheehan&#039;s headstone had not yet been installed, even two years after Casey&#039;s death. Just in time for Memorial Day, Casey&#039;s headstone was installed on May 25, 2006. Happily, since Casey&#039;s father Patrick took over the task a couple months ago, plans for the headstone finally started [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Vednesday: Bush Beside Himself During Humorous Speech</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 21:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Bush was literally beside himself during his speech at the White House Correspondents&#039; Association Dinner, thanks to presidential impersonator Steve Bridges. It is traditional that the president shows up and delivers a speech lampooning himself. (You might remember Laura Bush&#039;s dirty horse joke from last year&#039;s dinner.) The highlight of the speech is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheehan&#039;s Accountability Moment</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/29/sheehan-tombstone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Casey&#039;s grave As most of us have heard by now, Casey Sheehan, the mechanic from the Army&#039;s First Calvary Division, was killed in combat on 4/4/4. The nation is aware of Casey&#039;s death due to his mother, Cindy Sheehan, and her continuous anti-Bush, anti-Iraq ranting in the months leading up to and since the 2004 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moran&#039;s True Stripes</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/14/moran-true-stripes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 22:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Seavey, an Army seargent infantry squad leader recently released due to an injury, stood up to speak at an Arlington, Virginia town hall meeting. Representatives Jim Moran (D-VA) and John Murtha (D-PA) were taking questions at the time. Take a look at this video. Listen to Seavey&#039;s comments on the troops&#039; morale and note [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Limbaugh Laws of Immigration</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/13/limbaugh-laws/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back on April 6, Rush Limbaugh took hold of the immigration issue that has been heating up and helped put everything into perspective. Rush introduced &#034;The Limbaugh Laws&#034; of immigration. No doubt, liberals (and even moderates) would be upset by these proposed immigration rules: You must speak the native language. You have to be a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ben Stein Criticizes the Oscars</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/04/02/stein-vs-oscars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 2006 14:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story is coming a bit late, but the day after the Academy Awards, Ben Stein wrote a scathing yet well-deserved review of the Oscars this year and Hollywood in general. The commentary appeared in The American Spectator on March 6, 2006: . . . there was not one word of tribute, not one breath, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Monday: V for Vendetta</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/03/20/v-for-vendetta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Hawkins over at Right Wing News posted an interesting review of the recent Natalie Portman movie V for Vendetta. V for Vendetta takes place in a totalitarian future-Great Britain and involves a masked vigilante (known only as &#034;V&#034;) and Evey (known only as &#034;Natalie Portman&#034;), who conduct terrorism against the &#034;Conservative&#034; Party government. Hawkins [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Babies Are Too Graphic?</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2006/02/09/babies-too-graphic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 00:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too graphic?!? The Joliet Herald-News, a newspaper in Illinois, refused three separate pro-life advertisements on three separate occasions, including the one pictured here. Why? The reason given was that the pictures were &#034;too graphic.&#034; I&#039;m sure that the actual reason should be much more obvious than that. The newspaper reserves the right to reject ads [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buffalo &amp; Erie County Tax Hike</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/11/15/tax-hike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I ranted for a bit last week about the election results in Buffalo and Erie County, I figured I would toss in this little update. Today, the county legislators voted 10-5 to increase the sales tax by one half of one percent, thus increasing the sales tax in the county from 8.25% to 8.75%. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buffalo&#039;s Taxpayer Retreat</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/11/09/taxpayer-retreat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 19:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before this year&#039;s elections, Buffalo and Erie County taxpayers finally got tired of all the wastefulness in government and organized the &#034;Taxpayer Revolt.&#034; This resulted in Primary Challenge 2005, where two of seven candidates gained a spot on the ballot. Many people ran for office who were not lifetime politicians and who were interested in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: How to Be Annoying Online</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/09/15/be-annoying-online/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 04:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I StumbledUpon this list yesterday at ChipRowe.com and simply had to post it. Based on my internet experience over the past ten years. I guarantee you that number seven works like a charm. I&#039;ve seen it hundreds of times. How to Be Annoying Online: Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chief Justice Rehnquist, R.I.P.</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/09/04/rehnquist-rip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2005 00:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President George W. Bush issued the following statement on the passing of Chief Justice William Rehnquist: Our nation is saddened today by the news that Chief Justice William Rehnquist passed away last night. Laura and I send our respect and deepest sympathy to this good man&#039;s children, Jim, Janet and Nancy. We send our respect [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Wind Turbines?</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/08/29/windmills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 00:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Windmills As I was driving around through farmland and hilly landscape today, I noticed a strip of about a mile with several yellow &#034;No Wind Turbines&#034; signs posted in some lawns. The signs also had a web address for &#034;Save Upstate New York,&#034; a self-described &#034;concerned citizens&#039; group.&#034; Personally, I enjoy windmills of all sorts. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ginsburg Precident</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/08/22/ginsburg-precident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 05:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, Progress for America released a video highlighting Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg&#039;s fair treatment during her 1993 confirmation hearings. Watch the Ginsburg Precident video put out by PFA. The PFA has begun a &#034;Precedent, Not Politics&#034; Roberts Confirmation Tour.]]></description>
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		<title>Dean Family Statement</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/08/14/dean-family-statement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 22:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like Howard Dean&#039;s family has taken a cue from Cindy Sheehan&#039;s relatives and issued a press release. Read it here.]]></description>
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		<title>Adopt a Terrorist</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/08/14/adopt-a-terrorist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 11:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#039;s a nice little satirical piece regarding Guantanamo Bay, a.k.a. G&#039;itmo. (The &#034;G&#039;itmo&#034; name is derived from the Guantanamo Bay abbreviation GTMO.) I can&#039;t believe that I hadn&#039;t come across this letter before today. Thanks to According to Jim for putting it where I could find it! Here&#039;s the set-up: A person wrote a letter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thilly Thursday: Lincoln&#039;s There</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/07/21/lincolns-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 22:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a two-part knock knock joke: Knock, Knock. Who&#039;s there? Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln who? Don&#039;t you know me? I&#039;m the 16th president! I&#039;m on the 5-dollar bill! Knock, Knock. Who&#039;s there? Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson who? Was Abe Lincoln just here?]]></description>
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		<title>Bush Nominates John Roberts Jr.</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/07/20/john-roberts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 04:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As is common knowledge now, Bush nominated John Roberts Jr. to fill Justice O&#039;Connor&#039;s seat on the Supreme Court. The New York Sun referred to Roberts as a &#034;Supreme Court nominee with conservative credentials who would inspire a minimum of fuss at a confirmation hearing.&#034; He has been described as a constitutionalist, which is encouraging. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chirac Acts French Again</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/07/15/chirac-acts-french/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 16:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[French President Chirac started acting French again. According to an article in The Times, Chirac "sought to regain favour with his worried nation yesterday by telling the French that they are far better off than the British and have no reason to take lessons from across the Channel." Read the entire story at Times Online.]]></description>
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		<title>Schumer Going to War over Supreme Court Nominees</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/07/07/schumer-supreme-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2005 07:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Drudge Report overheard liberal New York Senator Chuck Schumer talking about the Supreme Court nominees on his cell phone during an Amtrak ride.]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, President Bush!</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/07/06/bush-birthday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2005 12:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President George W. Bush turns 59 years old today. Happy birthday, W!]]></description>
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		<title>When Liberals Attack</title>
		<link>http://smarmycarny.com/archives/2005/07/02/moveon-attack-plans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2005 21:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As expected, Liberals are already moving to attack <em>any</em> of Bush's Supreme Court Nominees. After O'Connor's resignation notice, MoveOn immediately sent out an e-mail promising attacks on Bush appointees. This just proves what they've been saying over at UpOrDownVote.com and it really comes as no surprise to me.]]></description>
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