Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee

20 November 2007

Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee in a new YouTube campaign video. In this video, "Chuck Norris Approved," Huckabee gives several Chuck Norris facts and Norris gives various Huckabee facts. The video calls the mash up "HuckChuckFacts." Take a look.

Of course, in order to understand this video, you'd have to be familiar with the various Chuck Norris facts that have been flying around the internet for the past couple years.

The only problem I have with this video is that we've got the humorous Chuck Norris facts combined with actual Mike Huckabee talking points. The writers for this video really should have tried to get Huckabee's talking points across in a humorous manner that would match the Chuck Norris facts.

Thanks to Delirium for bringing this one to my attention.

 

24/7Townhall

28 July 2007

One Economy's 24/7Townhall is the first social website focused on helping technologically-isolated Internet users increase their awareness of and engagement in important social, political, and economic issues. One Economy believes that technology can be the means for a new brand of civic engagement that can transform communities and make agencies accountable by distributing information and allowing people to speak out.

24/7Townhall provides tools and support for people to help shape the way their communities learn, think, and act. 24/7Townhall trains, equips, and guides "citizen journalists" on their path to producing quality, yet raw, content for their communities. This is accomplished by allowing users to participate in various ways:

  • Record their thoughts on the site via cutting-edge audio recording tools.
  • Rate and discuss all the content on the site.
  • Moderate their own discussions and decide for themselves the norms of their online communities.
  • Participate in livability assessments.
  • Hold social service providers accountable by speaking out and assessing their effectiveness.

Much like The Beehive, you can choose National or local versions of the site. Unfortunately, the only local version on 24/7Townhall is for Portland, OR.

 

One Economy Corporation

28 July 2007

This year, I am participating in Blogathon to support One Economy Corporation.

One Economy is a 501(c)(3) charity that attempts to maximize the potential of technology to help low-income people improve their lives and enter the economic mainstream. What does that mean? Basically, One Economy tries to bring technology to low-income families who cannot afford technology in the Internet Age. Whereas many charities will give away computers to low-income families, One Economy goes further than that. Instead of simply supplying hardware, One Economy has programs that help low-income people use that technology.

One Economy has several programs that help bridge the technology gap. I will be discussing these programs in detail throughout the Blogathon, but here's a brief summary of some of the larger programs:

  • One Economy's flagship program is The Beehive, a multilingual web portal that provides web-based tools and information about financial services, education, jobs, health care, and family.
  • The Bring IT Home campaign has brought broadband Internet access into the homes of 200,000 low-income individuals.
  • Their Digital Connectors program develops technology skills in people ages 14 - 21 to turn them into "technology ambassadors" who motivate others to connect to the internet.
  • The 24/7Townhall is a social media website focused on helping technologically-isolated internet users increase their awareness of and engagement in important social, political, and economic issues.
  • ZipRoad, opening in August 2007 (so bookmark it!), is an education-related website that is designed to enable parents and
    caregivers to make informed decisions about their children's education and learning. It is aimed at low-income, low-literacy parents but should be useful to everyone!
  • One Economy is really quite a unique charity, and that's why I chose it. Please consider sponsoring me for the Blogathon. For more information on how to do that, check out my Blogathon page.

 

Crayola Tells Visitors to Stick It

6 April 2007

The Crayola Factory in Easton, PA used to give out bracelets to visitors as they entered. To save money, they started giving out stickers instead, which makes sense.

What happened, however, is that one customer left the factory and realized they were wearing a sticker they no longer wanted or needed. So, instead of throwing it out, they decided to stick it on a nearby garbage can in front of neighboring stores. What one customer started, thousands of subsequent visitors followed up on. Today, stickers cover many of the garbage cans, parking meters, traffic signs, and even the columns in front of Easton's City Hall.

Who can blame a kid for wanting to save their sticker to add to the collection of hundreds, if not thousands, of stickers outside of the Crayola Factory? Once the large number of stickers are in place, putting a sticker up is not defacing property — it's adding to the community "art."

Some city leaders were bothered enough to tell Crayola to do something about the problem. Easton Councilman Carole Heffley complained about the stickers in a March city council meeting, and later that month, an Easton representative spoke with a Crayola representative about the problem. Crayola committed to placing large sticker boards near the exits so that visitors could have an acceptable place to put their stickers before they left.

Despite Crayola's attempts to help out, Easton council President Sandra Vulcano still wasn't happy. She wants Crayola employees to clear the stickers from the public areas and pay two employees to walk the surrounding area and police any children who might look like they are about to place a sticker on public property. As if these demands weren't enough, the city of Easton already has a 5% City of Easton Admissions Tax that is added to the cost to enter the Crayola Factory:

An admissions tax of 5% is due on a quarterly basis for all admissions collected in the City of Easton. In addition a $50 permit is required for year round establishments and a $25 permit for temporary venues. — Easton's official website

Perhaps the City of Easton should start ticketing small children and charging them $50 fines for placing these colorful stickers on already-covered garbage cans. Or maybe the center of town should include a large banner hanging from the Center Square Civil War Memorial that reads, "Visit the Crayola Factory, pay your 48 cent per person tax on admission there, and get the heck out of town." They'd rather have a sticker-free town than your business, apparently. Add Easton, PA to your list of towns not to move to.

Of course, I'm sure that Easton has normal people who don't mind the stickers and what they represent. Unfortunately, it's not their voices we're hearing.

Posted by Novac in All, Children, Fun, Mind-Boggling, People, Politics
 

Mandatory Sex Offender T-Shirt

6 November 2006

According to Reuters, 69-year-old Russell Teeter has been sentenced to 22 months of wearing a shirt saying "I am a registered sex offender."

Why? For one, because he is a registered sex offender. What's more, however, is that he exposed himself twice to a 10-year-old girl at the gardening business he runs. If this weren't enough, just add the 10 or so previous convictions in the last 30 years, and you've earned yourself a t-shirt.

I have a problem with this whole t-shirt idea — They should make him pay for the shirt, too.

 

Amendment Declares English the National Language

22 May 2006

Last week, the Senate passed two largely symbolic amendments regarding the status of English as the national language:

  • Inhofe Amdt. No. 4064; To amend title 4 United States Code, to declare English as the national language of the United States and to promote the patriotic integration of prospective US citizens.
  • Salazar Amdt. No. 4073 As Modified; To declare that English is the common and unifying language of the United States, and to preserve and enhance the role of the English language.
  • You can see how each senator voted on amendments 4064 and 4073.

    Tony Snow indicated that Bush was supportive of the amendment.

    The president has never been supportive of English only or English as the official language, but certainly we support the fact that English is the national language of the United States of America.

    The amedments are not worded to change laws, but merely solidifies English as the national language. Previously, the country had not officially declared an official language.

 

Video Vednesday: Bush Beside Himself During Humorous Speech

3 May 2006

President Bush was literally beside himself during his speech at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, thanks to presidential impersonator Steve Bridges.

It is traditional that the president shows up and delivers a speech lampooning himself. (You might remember Laura Bush's dirty horse joke from last year's dinner.)

The highlight of the speech is a mental run-through of a phrase followed by the actual words uttered by Bush:

Internal President (Bridges): All right. Maintain. Be cool. Let’s give this a try: "We must enhance non-compliance protocols sanctioned not only at IAEA formal sessions, but through intercessional contact."

External President (Bush): “We must enhance non-compliance protocols sanctioned not only at E-I-E-I-O sessions, but through intersexual conduct.”