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Comment on Google Didn't Celebrate Easter? by DOTTY

DOTTY — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:07:26 +0000

I THINK YOU'LL LOSE SOME "CLIENTS." I DISAGREE WITH YOUR REASONING, BUT YOU DO HAVE THE RIGHT NOT TO SHARE RELIGIOUS HOLIDAYS!

PEACE,

DOTTY

Comment on Grating Ratings: Scooby Doo Guest Stars by Kathy

Kathy — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 20:23:47 +0000

The AAdams family was the greatest on Scooby! I remember a pet spider that walked around can't think of it's name!

Comment on Kajeet: Cell Phone Plans for Kids by tizzle

tizzle — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:30:05 +0000

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Comment on Free Ice Cream at Cold Stone Creamery by Affluent Pauper

Affluent Pauper — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:18:59 +0000

The date for this year's free Ice Cream Social at Coldstone Creamery is September 24, 2009 – http://www.orwish.org/make-a-wish/foundation/more/835/

Comment on Don't You Just Love Telemarketers? by chester c graham

chester c graham — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:11:10 +0000

Ryan Swanberg should be given a medal and the comapnies put out of business. thw world has been turned upside-down!

Comment on Does My Name Is Earl Disgust You? by Richard

Richard — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:47:37 +0000

Thanks for posting – has been bugging me for a while"

Comment on Google Didn't Celebrate Easter? by lauri

lauri — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:01:09 +0000

Simple as 1+1 = 2.

GOOGLE = NO EASTER LOGO?

NO EASTER – NO MORE GOOGLE. SIMPLE

YAHOO HERE I COME. I'M BOYCOTTING THIS LEFT ORGANIZATION.

Comment on Google Didn't Celebrate Easter? by Alex

Alex — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 12:59:52 +0000

I use Yahoo for this reason. Google is very "left" and biased. They suck and slap us in the face.

Comment on Google Didn't Celebrate Easter? by Lauri

Lauri — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 12:46:41 +0000

GOOGLE makes me sick. I NEVER USE IT. I use Yahoo to search for everything. Shame on them for not displaying Christian holidays. I've seen every other bullshit holiday symbol that nobody has ever even heard off. Someone there will be punished.

Comment on Grating Ratings: Smurfs by Juliet

Juliet — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:03:40 +0000

I was a child of the 80's, and the smurfs really drove my up the smurfin' wall. They've been called "Kiddie Coccaine," for they're insidious cuteness. The smurf jargon is just too over the top, and too easy for the writers of the show, who clearly over-used the "smurf" words.

Comment on Grating Ratings: Tongue Twisters by Griffin

Griffin — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:49:34 +0000

She sells seashells by the seashore.

Comment on Name Decoder by Sam singer

Sam singer — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:54:24 +0000

a game name decoder cool and maybe if you can make a decoder like on the kids next door show that also would be cool

Comment on 81st Academy Awards Prediction Contests by Kris

Kris — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:31:09 +0000

Thanks for linking to my contest! I'm amused that you put a retail value on the sock monkeys. I guess you're right, that's probably what I'd sell them for!

Comment on Academy Awards Prediction Contests by The Smarmy Carny » 81st Academy Awards Prediction Contests

The Smarmy Carny » 81st Academy Awards Prediction Contests — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:40:47 +0000

[...] more details, hints, and tips on Oscars prediction contests, read the Academy Awards Prediction Contests page. For the most recent Oscars posts, be sure to check out the Oscars/Academy Awards category [...]

Comment on High-Five Hollywood by Mom

Mom — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:36:33 +0000

Hey! These are the guys that I was telling you about! Aren't they funny?

Comment on Grating Ratings: Tongue Twisters by karthikraja

karthikraja — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:48:48 +0000

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write…

Comment on Inaudible Ringtone by wong

wong — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:26:37 +0000

Melinda, you must have tuned the volume too loud that ur dad can hear it. Different age of people will have different threshold of hearing on the volume of high frequency. try tuning to lower volume where they must be a point where your dad can't hear it, but you can.

Comment on My Name Is Earl's Spanish and Japanese Jokes by rocky

rocky — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:31:39 +0000

anyone have any jokes with the name "Joacquin"

much appreciated

Comment on New Mitch Hedberg Comedy CD by Christine

Christine — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:03:38 +0000

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Comment on My Name Is Earl's Spanish and Japanese Jokes by Meconium

Meconium — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:26:07 +0000

Thanks for the translations. Just learning Japanese right now and was wondering what Yoshimitsu-san said. I'll be coming back to this site, thanks again.

Comment on New Mitch Hedberg Comedy CD by rand

rand — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:12:20 +0000

my favorite:

tonight i'm working for half the door and tomorrow night i'm working for half the door. on sunday, i will have a door.

Comment on Thilly Thursday: Mitch Hedberg Quotes by The Smarmy Carny » New Mitch Hedberg Comedy CD

The Smarmy Carny » New Mitch Hedberg Comedy CD — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:47:12 +0000

[...] Mitch Hedberg was one of the funniest comedians around. His comedy was filled with observational humor such as, "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily out of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs'. Sorry for the convenience". Back in June 2006, I blogged a few hilarious Mitch Hedberg quotes. [...]

Comment on Free Root Beer Float by The Smarmy Carny » Free Root Beer Float Today!

The Smarmy Carny » Free Root Beer Float Today! — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:06:51 +0000

[...] For more information, read my previous post regarding National Float Day. [...]

Comment on True Story Video by Jim

Jim — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:57:39 +0000

Great to see you back on the blog!!!!!!!

Comment on The 2008 Olympics Rant by Jule Ann

Jule Ann — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:15:25 +0000

I'm just grateful that there is something on worth watching when I am up nursing 12 times a night. I don't know what I will do when the Olympics are over and I still don't have cable. Thank goodness for Netflix.